joner

a joner is the bump in your jeans that looks like a boner also known as a genis

oh damn look at that joner it's bigger than yesterday

by chinchonlebichacha June 18, 2014

Joner

When someone gets a boner from listening to or thinking about the Jonas brothers.

I was listening to my new jonas brothers cd and I got a huge joner!

by Megzok February 19, 2009

Jonning/To be Jonned

Jonning/To be Jonned is when a close friend almost completely looses contact with the rest of a close knit group. This phrase was first used by black Somalians in inner city slums in places such as East and South East London, Compton, New York and Ashford.

Ananta: "wheres our boy Elliot gone these days?"
Adam W: "Ahhh hes Jonned us man"
Ananta: "What the fuuck! That G is Jonning us? He was one of our closest boys"
Josephy Kylea Jr: "Shit man, it happens to the best of us sumtimes."

Jonning/To be Jonned

by ThaRealestMuhfucka July 6, 2009

Caitlyn Jenner

Bruce Jenner's Female name who is now Transgender

Friend:Omg look its Bruce jenner
Me:You mean Caitlyn Jenner

by Nada10120 June 4, 2015

janner

He who models Burberry.

Burberry Ltd would go into liquidation, were Plymouth to be bombed.

by Mark May 7, 2004

jonser

a joke,or idiot, mess, or anything else negative referring to the person being a dumbass.

mike listens to screamo. what a jonser

by jacob wiskel August 8, 2006

jennering

When a man accepts a status as the inferior to his significant other, losing control of his life and becoming an all around pussy. See also bruce jenner.

I've lost control of my life thanks to my girlfriend, basically jennering out of control.

by BruceJenner December 8, 2013