jobio blobio

used to describe anything when you can't be bothered to use the proper word(s)

"Pass me the jobio blobio" - meaning pass me the remote control

by Dav_e January 11, 2008

Jobsmacked

A description of the feeling a person gets after receiving a piece of shock news concerning their employment i.e. demotion, redundancy, loss of benefit, changes to working routines or dismissal. Often due to unforeseen circumstances which lead to the recipient ending up in said state.

"Well, what can i say? The company told us this morning that they are moving all manufacturing over to China before this year is out. I was completely jobsmacked when I heard...."

by Northstar77 July 21, 2009

Jobi

Jobi a badass guy super cool funny and good at video games

Jobi is a badass

by Badass7374474747474747 February 23, 2019

Joris

A Joris is a very helpful person who is always there for his friends. Joris is athletic, loves soccer and basketball and is very good at school. He's shy but loves going out in small groups. You're guaranteed to have fun with him. Joris can cheer anyone up, no matter how badly the other person is doing.

I do not feel good.

Look, Joris is there, he cheers you up!

by bleedingeyes October 15, 2020

Jolisha

The most beautiful girl in the world, inside and out. She’s so special, even her name is unique. Truly one of a kind, you will never meet another Jolisha in your lifetime.

Yo you know Jolisha? Yeah she’s that white girl with a black girls name.

by Justincredible October 5, 2021

Jotis

Someone who is sexy both on the inside and out as well. He may seem unapproachable at first but give it some time. Once you get to know him he will be irresistible. He is known for his jokes and orgasms. He can satisfy your needs anytime, anywhere. So look out for Jotis, once you find him around it'll be worth it.

"Jotis made me orgasm so hard last night"

by User5491 July 14, 2022

jobs

1)something u have in order 2 make money
2)names 4 sex acts (handjobs, blowjobs, etc)
3)something u r responsible 4
4)jack off back spasms

1)I have 2 go 2 work in my fucking cubicle everyday, casue if i dont have a job i wont have any money.
2)That slut sure did give me a good job last night. And she swallowed 2!
3)It's your job 2 see that the car gets cleaned.
4)Oh god! I got back spasms from jacking off 2 much! I must be a jobs!

by Guy_Who_Fucks_Hot_Girls August 10, 2004