Intelligence

A number ranging from one to thirty-six, which dictates one's ability to fill in little circles in the correct pattern.

"I heard Carry made a thirty-five on her ACT"

"Yeah... too bad she's a dumb bitch."

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"So what'd you make on your ACT?"

"Thirty-six"

"Wow. That's intelligence. You must be a genius."

"Yeah, sometimes I shit in my hand and smear it under my nostrils because I like the smell."

"Cool."

by UW June 29, 2008

Military Intelligence

An oxymoron

Who says there's intelligence in the military?

by Bonita B. Pigsty August 16, 2003

Intellidiot

in-tel-id-ee-uht
A person with a high intelligence yet dumb in some aspects.
EX: Smart with books and street dumb and vice-versa or etc.

You may be smart at chess but dumb with real life news, you're an intellidiot.

by DvsNme July 5, 2009

multi intelligence

To have a different intelligence than another person each intelligence has different varibles fields at which at which they acel at.For intences some are good at math others have different intelligence in english language and science or even street smarts. Hence the word Multi-Intelligent maybe some people have all.

That person has multi intelligence not only does he school smarts he has streets smarts.

by Ravin Sukhai October 3, 2007

intelligent

1. Capable of logic reasoning.
2. Me.

I'm omnipresent.
Thus the SETI project is useless.

by Ravek March 23, 2004

intelligence test

Test your intelligence!

Look down for the test.

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by Gumba Gumba February 26, 2004

Intelligence

N; A theoretical measure of a persons ability to conjigate words, weigh logic, and make calculations and judgments. not to be confused with Wisdom.

1. Few people have the inteligence to carry on a decent conversation.

2.Many submiters lack the inteligence to properly define a word.

by Bookworm February 3, 2005