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instagram and insta-slam

instagram and insta-slam is when you find a girl on Instagram and everything escalates fast and leads to fucking within the next 2 hours.
this is what instagram and insta-slam goes something like this
GUY: hey cutie wanna come over
GIRL: oh my!*looks at body* I'd love to! *starts drooling*
by beansoup23 June 5, 2018
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Instagram whore/ Insta Thot

A person who only cares about post asking for comments or like to feel special because they are lame ass people at heart. Sometimes they ask for shout outs and just seek attention because they think its cool to have their notification stats high.
Or one talks to multiple people on instagram and trys to date them..
Person 1:Ugh Sam(antha) is such a instagram whore (s)he always asking for Likes and comments.

Person 2: I heard (s)he dates people from all over instagram. What a Instagram whore/ Insta Thot.
by Your friendly hater April 8, 2017
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ryan neel bala insta

A cunt who thinks he is cool cause he says sasuke sasuke in every sentence of the xbox party like stfu u gay cunt istg i finna come to ur house and beat ur ass
Look at donald trump he is such a ryan neel bala insta
by Black retard June 20, 2020
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Insta-Kill Body Armor®

You ever wish you could protect yourself from others, AND rid yourself of them in the process? Well then, Insta-Kill Body Armor® is for you! Featuring a wide variety of uses, Insta-Kill Body Armor® can be used in close clashes, ranged opposition, and is even useful at the dinner table! Insta-Kill Body Armor® also features many different models, including cushioned, round, and even models made of pure fire!
"Ugh, I really wish this person would leave me alone!"
"You ever hear of Insta-Kill Body Armor®?"
by Dr. Awsum April 9, 2021
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Mariyah Unique Insta: @uniiquee.e

Mariyah Unique Insta: @uniiquee.e is so beautiful
by Kentrellmfinggaulden November 1, 2020
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insta high

The sudden rush of serotonin, dopamine, adrenaline (etc.) one may feel after they make an Instagram post
My sister just posted a hard launch pic with her boyfriend on Instagram and now she's running around the house like crazy because she's insta high
by priorpermission December 15, 2024
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insta

1. (prefix) Instant.
2. (proper noun) Short form of Instagram; a service that allows one to share photos and videos
Insta-kill (sense 1)
Did you see that video on Insta last night? (sense 2)
by Random14YearOld June 7, 2022
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