Inverted Vagina

An extremely rare condition in which the vagina is upside down and somehow fused with the asshole.

"Watch out for her, I hear she's got an inverted vagina. My friend said she even pooped out his ass baby last year."

by Ali The Vagina Expert January 11, 2008

Inverted

Another word for drunk
*because you are the opposite of yourself when drunk*

"dude i'm so inverted"

or

"i don't really want to get inverted tonight guys"

by Michaela Ramage & Libby Christensen January 19, 2008

Invert

A girl who is so ugly that she gets uglier as you become more intoxicated, rather than becoming more attractive.

-Dude, I'm gonna drink until she's pretty
-I don't think it will work. She's definitely an invert.

by chevynut14 January 12, 2010

inverted Pretentite

someone who eats both pretentious snacks, and non pretenious snacks

i am having asparagus, then going to the cinema to have nachos with plastic cheese, that means i am an inverted pretentite

by searsy79 June 3, 2009

Inverted Gargoyle

when a male is so disgusted with the sight of a greasy woman in tight revieling clothes that his penis does the opposite of an erection and becomes inverted and turned to stone until it is revived by a smoking hot chick.

"aww dude the other night i saw jodie in a tube top"
"awwwww man no way, thats disgusting"
"i know i had an inverted gargoyle for like an hour, my god she is gross.

by Aiden Evergreen January 3, 2011

Inverted Wagon Wheel

An extension of the third wheel/inverted oreo.

Occurs when someone of dark complexion is situated between two people of light/pale complexion, and the two pale people are in a relationship. Not only will the darker person be third-wheeling, but they will be an "inverted wagon wheel," and they will be "inverse wagon wheeling."

The "wagon wheel" part refers to the wagon wheel snackfood similar to an oreo available in many parts of the world.

Black Guy: Oh hey, it's a white couple
(black guy runs up in between the couple, proceeds to make things awkward)
White couple: Stop being an inverted wagon wheel man

by Crawdaunt November 2, 2010

Inverted Cream Stream

The act of performing a one handed hand stand while simultaneously beating ones meat until ultimately sending an ejaculatory stream of warm seimen into ones mouthhole.

The young man acquired several injuries while in the act of performing an inverted cream stream.

by Kujo1367 March 31, 2015