Human

Not me

I am not human

by Alian December 16, 2019

Humans

Humans are fucking ugly. They will never be attractive no matter what they fucking do fat, artificial, plastic fuckfaces.

Fuck you ugly shit humans change your bodies into cute animals.

by Iluvcubs February 09, 2020

Human

A human being is an organic machine that processes information between the subconscious to a cognitive rational thinking, based upon the knowledge of imitation. formed through the psyche of nature verses nurture.

A human failed again and again until they realize their errors through the process of trial and error.

by Yahushu47 January 08, 2015

Human

A group of idiots on earth
They plague the world and do stupid stuff
Sadly we are part of this community of idiots

Humans are stupid.

by Cthulhuyyy December 06, 2018

humanities

The worst fucking subject after maths.

If you enjoy this subject kys or just get hurt badly.

'Yo what class you got next?'
'Ugh fucking humanities'
'Praying for you bro'

by cooch13destroyer March 05, 2021

Humanities

humanities is that class. yes that faggoty class that gives too much homework. catch a guy working on his ce in passing periods. watch a bro get molested by the 32-page reading he forgot to do. can you complain and skip? no. they strategically give you so much homework but over a span of 2 or more days so u always had the other day(s). oh youre a sophmore? ggs ur english. they crack jokes (and maybe some blunt if u in the crib type shit foo) in class for the entire class or lecture you on your ass time management.

3:52 AM:
"yo wat u up to ma boi, im gaming rn, its getting late" - non humanities-taking friend
"nigga, im doing my religions chart. i just got like 42 more columns" - you (cus u take hum)
"bro wat were u doing all day bruh?" - friend
"abc project, olympus project, 3 practice CEs, 2 major CEs, map quiz & unit test stud." - you
"..." - friend
"oh yea i cant forget my 13 page WHAP textbook, 2 epic, 21 HUM book readings and hum experience" - you
"nig-" - friend
"SHIT- my 10 min SSR & SAQs & LEQ practice" - you
"you might as well mcnutt yourself" - god

by masterWhipper69 October 21, 2022

Humanality

The dog mounted humped the human but did not like being mounted humped by another dog.

To have a dog mount hump a human because of their love for it is humanality

by Owls4ever2005 November 21, 2019