hoopelhead

an ignorant, backwoods, dim-witted, slow-thinking, muddle-headed, addle-brained, limp-dick, dumb-ass cocksucker.

E.B. Farnum is a hoopelhead.

by Joe Wilson April 18, 2005

hooker boots

Large, often black, leather or pleather boots with large heels. They generally extend to or above the knee.

Fake hooker boots can be contructed via the use of black, heeled leather/pleather shoes and matching tube socks.

All of the girls at school wear hooker boots.

by Komodo December 19, 2003

hoouer

A synonym for whore, popularized by Ralph Cifaretto on the television series, "The Sopranos"

A: She was a hoouer B:She hit me

by Kaechka July 21, 2009

Hoober Joober

Like a zombie but faster, smarter and they live in the forests or underground. The term is used to describe when you are so scared in the wilderness that you start to think that actual half beast half human zombie creatures are going to prey upon you and your companions.

Have you seen The Descent? Yea that was like the best portrayal of a hoober joober ever.

by ZetaS September 6, 2009

Hooker Hikers

extremely high heeled women's shoes

Dang, these Hooker Hikers are killing my feet but they sure look hot!

by spielhorst May 29, 2010

Hooters Lottery

When you go into a restaurant with attractive waitresses and select a table. You wait until you see who your waitress will be. Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose. The Hooters Lottery.

Today I lost the Hooters Lottery. My server must have been an original waitress she was so old.

by b1gdummy May 8, 2015

Ninja Hooker

A mythical hero who protects other hookers from abusive and or cheap clients. Usually uses penis deforming ninja weapons.

The married, sucessful, CEO didn't want to pay Bubbles, so she called upon a ninja hooker, who then mutilated the poor soul with her medieval weaponary.

by El Guero Canijo May 20, 2011