homeless soup bowl

Before ejaculating whether from anal, genital or oral sex, allow your partner to cup their hands together forming a bowl. possition youself properly so that you may ejaculate into your partners hands. Now watch them drink up your semen

she wanted me to ejaculate in her hand so i gave her a homeless soup bowl

by maxir colona June 12, 2009

Homeless Hump-Free

When a random homeless guy clings to your left theigh and repeatedly rubs your foreskin with a chocolate glazed Krispy Kreme donut until ejaculation.

"Dude, my cousin got a Homeless Hump-Free coupon from McDonald's while getting head in the bathroom from Ted Babooshka."

by 300 Foreskin January 19, 2010

hopeless romantic

If you searched for it, you probably are a hopeless romantic

"look at this guy, searching for hopeless romantic on Urban Dictionary, he for sure got his heart broken. Hopeless romantic"

by saxy0764 October 28, 2021

Homeless man

Having doggy stlye inercourse with a woman while inserting a small cardboard box into her anus.
OR
Having sex in a public place in which a homeless person would sleep, such as a box or a dumpster.

Mark: Hey Mike! I heard Joe gave out a homeless man behind Denny's last night!

by Chemical Taint October 14, 2006

Homeless Homies

An all auxiliary percussion band based in Woodland, California. They are known for their classic hit, Hometown Hodown.

Cool Dude Uno: Dude, I went to a sick Homeless Homies concert last Saturday!

Cool Dude Dos: You lucky duck!

by rF 1 May 4, 2009

Homelessphobic

1. A rational or an irrational fear of homeless people

Penelope screams anytime a homeless person asks her for sex because she is homelessphobic.

by Sedgewick Penelola August 15, 2009

Hopeless Creep

The state of being so desperate for a girl, that it will cause the victim to become obsessed with the girl and post statuses about love and how they are heartbroken about the girl not noticing or talking to them when really, girls are creeped out by the victim's odd behavior and tend to avoid them

Love hurts so much, if only she knew...
Ok dude, no one knows who or what you are talking about, we only know that your last ten statuses have been like this, try talking to her, not stalking her, you hopeless creep

by blackchickenfliesatnight April 18, 2010