help computer

1) Being in disapproval.

2) Something random to say when a little african boy is about to be owned by a dog.

1) ...do you want a bacon sandwich? ...I'm a fucking Help Computer!! Do I look like I want a fucking bacon sandwich?!?!

2)doo doo dooo dooo... ahh hell nah, whats up dog *dog growls* "HEY KID!!"
"I'm a computer!"... "HELP COMPUTER!"
*kid rambles on about computers*

by |B|ana|N|a December 6, 2004

helpless

When a shy person is into a guy but can't get the courage to go and talk to them.

Hey angelica look at that guy over there.
Who him?
Yeah him
What about him?
Oh my gosh everytime I look at him he gets my heart racing.
Why not talk to him?
No I can't I feel helpless.

by Noblewolf November 25, 2017

Please help me

I told someone to fuck off and now I think they are trying to kill me because I always see some shady fellow or a car near my house

Please help me

by High g8 guy March 18, 2019

help me

The word that you say when you're in 5th grade and you read the Urban Dictionary Page about 6th grade.

Urban Dictionary page- All your friends really don't like you, and you either turn into an emo or a slut.
5th grader- hfs HELP ME.

by Wgdflgjhdsfgkljhdslkf February 26, 2008

Help

To provide assistance to someone, making it easier or possible to complete a certain objective.

1. John asked Emily if she could help him.
2. Tom helped his friend with completing a school project.
3. Matthew was helping his grandmother wash the dishes.

by ㅤ July 2, 2018

Helping-Hands Job

A sexual maneuver where a male sits on his knees. His partner sits behind him so that their chest touches his back. The partner then reaches underneath the male's armpits and extends their arms outward. The male will then fold his arms over his partner's and hides his hands behind his back. The partner then gives the male a hand-job is such a fashion that an observer may believe the male is using his own hands. The concept is likely born from the game called "Helping Hands" on the popular television show "Who's Line is it Anyway".

My girlfriend gave me a helping-hands job while I looked in the mirror so it looked like I was masturbating without having to put forth the effort.

by peggy87 July 29, 2010

helly hansen

the pimpinest brand ever
fuckin expensive but not preppy.
sponsors some kickass snowboarders like Nico Droz

did u see baller ben rockin that helly hansen hoodie today... damn that kid is hella hot

by TOB fo eva January 25, 2005