Sexual Healing

Noun. A Classic Song By Marvin Gaye, A Great Song to Play Video Games To Unbelieveably.

When I Get That Feeling, I want Sexual Healing. Sexual Heeheeaaling Its Good For me.

by Electric Jesus May 13, 2005

self-hating jew

This is somewhat of a misnomer, since a "self-hating Jew" is usually not someone who really hates themselves. Rather, they identify themselves as more than, or something other, than just a Jew. They view themselves as a regular human being first, and feel uncomfortable with Jewish ethnocentrism and the "Chosen people" stigma. Even though they were born to Jewish parents, they are in direct opposition to religious Jewish dogma which they see as outdated and limiting. They may even believe that by setting themselves apart throughout history, the Jews may have unwittingly brought antisemitism unto themselves.

Self-hating Jews long to be Gentiles, because they do not like the designation and tradition forced on them by their ancestors and/or religion, which they have shed. They find liberation from their "self-hate" by identifying themselves not exclusively as Jews who are "strange" and "different", but as Gentiles; as any human being; no matter the race.

Jew #1: "The Nazis were overzealous in their logic which brought around their own demise. But some Jews also display the same racial, "pure-blood" thinking, which may have contributed to THEIR demise. It exposes a duality, a flaw in human nature: ethnocentrism is a flawed concept that can hurt anyone, no matter their race. This is 2011, its about time we advance beyond racial thinking"

Jew #2: "How dare you say that Jews brought the Holocaust onto themselves? Have you no pride?"

Jew #1: "Dude I didn't even say that. Besides, I do have pride, it is individualistic pride. I think for myself and I don't understand the concept of collectivist Jewish pri-"

Jew #2: "Stfu man. You're such a disgrace, you're nothing but a self-hating Jew"

by Spliffsmoker September 5, 2011

hettinger

To be incapable of producing consistent results.

I got stoned and now the data is hettinger' ed.

by FlanaganBill July 14, 2006

anal healing

Anal Healing is similar to 'fixing-you'. Quite simply it involves 'healing' passed-out people by placing your anus directly onto their eyes, nose or lips. The results are compelling; it is guaranteed to wake their drunk arses up quick fast and in a hurry. If it fails to work first time, i strongly recommend adding some farts or shit to their face - if this doesn't wake them up it is probably time to take the person to a hospital for alcohol poisoning.

Once upon a time Fryzie fell asleep and he was abruptly woken from his drunk coma by some anal healing.

by Macca1 December 6, 2007

Heaning

Having a quality that provokes irritation and distaste. Also used as a verb denoting anything that will have the same effect. Originally from Heaning Mislet.

What was it like at the Post Office? Absolutely heaning, I had to queue for 30 minutes.

by bodhisattvan September 16, 2009

Heading for Venus

When you're leaving somewhere, but still you stand tall, because maybe they've seen you and will welcome you, and you're sure that you'll miss her so especially with there being so many light years to go and things to be found.

"Ohh
We're heading for Venus and still we stand tall
'Cause maybe they've seen us and welcome us all, yea
With so many light years to go and things to be found
(To be found)
I'm sure that we'll all miss her so"

Europe - "The Final Countdown"

by Seamus "CMS" O'Reilly September 30, 2011

Broken Hearing Aid

When performing the act of coitus (fucking) the male pulls out before ejaculation, grabs his partner by the head and cums in his partner's ear canal. While the recipient is cleaning the semen out (as will be the inntial reaction) the male then punches them in the very same ear. The load of cum in the ear makes it hard to hear and the punch causes a ringing effect....hence "broken hearing aid" (I came up with it, but would never do it)

This girl I dragged home from the bar is a dirty little slut, and since I have virtually no respect for womankind or myself, I thought "hey, why not give her a 'broken hearing aid' to make her feel completely un-loved and worthless like pretty much all the other men have done in her life!"...so I did.

by p1zl3 January 3, 2007