D4C: Za hando

The act of beating the meat of an alternate version of yourself

gf: asked me what can i do with my hands

Me: D4C: Za hando

by Armitroni May 3, 2020

Hardo

One who thinks they are more muscular than they actually are. Their body type is similar to a marshmallow; comes off as a big object but is really the softest object on earth. This type of person walks around with a puffed out chest similar to a wild bird seeking a mate. They're also one that will hold off surgery since sports teams need this "hardo" player so bad, he will hold this surgery off til the off-season. But the problem is, is that there is no off-season for a "hardo". The mating call of the "hardo" becomes deeper depending on its proximity to its opposite sex, despite its natural high pitch.

That kid's going full throttle with the nitrous all the way open...what a hardo.

by Back Door Bangers November 19, 2013

haddock haven

A lady's vagina, snatch, salmon canyon etc.

as in, I would love to seek refuge in her haddock haven.

by andybez June 22, 2006

hadouken

a manifestation of one's ki used to attack by bending the space around him through subconscious brain wave patterns.

by Anonymous July 1, 2003

Hando

A person with a mental or physical deficiency. Short term for "handicapped".

Stu: "Are you okay Aldo? You seem to have trouble doing things."

Aldo: "Yes, I am a hando."

by S.S, Salamanca August 9, 2009

Hakdog

To ruck off and shut the fuck out.

-Man you been acting off recently
-Oh HAKDOG!!!!

by ME.SOME1 January 2, 2021

piss hardon

the state of one's pink oboe when suffering from morning wood that can only return to normal once the owner has had a piss

i was going to bang one out but it was a piss hardon i was dealing with.

by keith length August 14, 2006