Rattlesnake Hammock

Male thong worn by a person with STDs. Also see banana hammock.

"That stripper rocks a rattlesnake hammock, not a banana hammock."

by Ghost_anon June 2, 2022

Hobo Hammocks

Any human found to own a hobo hammock is the best kind of human because they helped feed the homeless when they bought it. This hammock can be replaced at any time for any reason. Eg. Grandma was in the hammock and pooped her pants. You can get a new one for free from the company.

Bro, I left my knife in my back pocket again and cut open my hobo hammock. But no worries, I emailed Hobo Hammocks, and they sent me a new one for free!

by HoboHam April 15, 2020

cat hammock

Basically it's scissoring with two males who have a biforked penis

CRYSTAL SHOWED US A PICTURE OF TWO FORKED PENISES THAT WERE INTERLACED CAT HAMMOCK STYL

by Cat-pamock August 1, 2020

Hammocks

A place that you can hang on a tree outside and go deep with your friends. A place where you can be open to anyone and everyone will listen. No one can even describe the special words spoken and the deep meanings to the conversations had while lying in a cozy hammock without a care in the world

Billy Gates: Wow it was great to go deep on the hammocks.
Joe: Yeah. The best things happen there
Billy Gates: Yeah. I can’t describe how great and deep our conversation was on the hammocks
Joe: Yeah. No one can describe what happened today on these hammocks.

by PPPPPEERRRSSSONN December 4, 2017

Hammock

An object useful for carrying bananas, humans, dogs, hobos, and many more strange objects...

I put my banana in a hammock for safe keeping

by HoboHam April 15, 2020

Mam hammock

A bikini or bra worn by a female whose sag or loss of pertness requires the most highly reinforced titty receptacle.

After spawning 5 children by the age of 30 and consuming sufficient calories to have sustained them all to puberty, the level of engineering demanded of her mam hammock was beyond the ken of modern science.

by Apatoeman July 21, 2018

hammock ride

PG-13 euphemism for intercourse between consenting adults. Popularized by Danny DeVito as on an episode of Taxi when his character (Louie DePalma) confessed to Rhea Perlman (who played his girlfriend on the show) that he had an affair behind her back.

"Well, Sophie and I.....we took a hammock ride."

"Losers whine and make excuses. Winners do their dirty work and take a hammock ride with the prom queen."

by Ten Forward September 14, 2015