guffari

The act of eating the cuccinelli out of a woman's mouth

She saw all that cuccinelli dripping out of her friend's mouth and HAD to guffari it.

by dahnb2000 July 29, 2022

GuffAndPuff

An amazing creature with a huge nutsack and a nice haircut this creature likes to give cuddles and loves to give wet ass kisses

Hey bro I really like how you were cuddling that Guffandpuff yesterday

by NeoPuff99 March 2, 2023

Brian Guffey

B.G. is a man who trys to find the good in a person before he lays down the law of wisdom and then whole heartedly promotes self recognition and self love. B.G.will always make sure the path is clear for you to "walk your walk" or for you to "stubble but strive"...

"Cause we're living in a world of fools
Braking us down when they all should let us be
We belong to you and me
I believe in you
You know the door to my very soul
You're the light in my deepest, darkest hour
You're my savior when I fall
And you may not think I care for you
When you know down inside that I really do
And it's me you need to show
How deep is your love?"

If you have a Brian Guffey in your life, wake up and walk the walk of self love. Cause B.G. wouldn't be there if you haven't already proved that your acceptance and assurance of your inevitable self recognition is the key to true happiness and true love!

by Red Queen of Hearts December 2, 2022

Guffman Moment

When someone, or a group, acts as though they are doing something amazing, or phenomenal, or "really meaningful" or important, when to everyone else they are just humiliating themselves.

Based on the characters in the movie, "Waiting for Guffman," or any of Christopher Guest's ensemble films.

My biggest Guffman Moment was in high school when I auditioned to be one of the male cheerleaders, while wearing a self-designed costume with puffy sleeves and gold lame' short shorts. At my 20th reunion, they were still teasing me about it.

At some point George Bush is going to realize that his whole life was a Guffman Moment.

by Sausalito Kid November 28, 2010

Guffey

the most vile and hideous being, who still can get men to sleep with them because they will do anything.

That girl is such a Guffey, I don't even know how she has a boyfriend.

by MENCLAN July 29, 2009

guffgas

its when you guff,its the smelly shit that comes out called guffgas.

fukkin hell virge thats some serious guffgas

by ricardo picarelli September 9, 2003

Guffness

Used to describe something very impressive, delicious, great, smart or anything you really like.

When something is even better than Guff then it has lots of Guffness.

Or the Auzzie Boys Gang.

Your brain is full of Guffness today. (That is a very Guff idea)

Thankyou for this meal, Guff, Guffness.

When you see a hot chick you say "Guffness".

by ChuffedTony September 20, 2006