grumble

A noise made when displeased, also a brand of cake.

"Grumble, you ate my Grumble Cake."

by Steph March 30, 2004

Grumble

The lava like substance that is found in the Grumble Volcano level of Mario Kart Wii. Can also be used to mean anything that would be undesirable to fall into.

When the green shell knocked me off the race track, i fell right into the Grumble.

by jonyd94 December 29, 2009

Grumble

Verb; to have a quick grumble, meaning to have a quick wank.

Grumbling is often done hunched over the keyboard, or for the serious old schooler, with a grumble-mag.

My mate won't stop grumbling, his room, sheets, everything smell of Chicken and Mushroom Pot Noodle.

by dj_monged August 14, 2004

grumble

Generally a girlfriend but then, all women "grumble". Therefore they are "grumble".
You can get high grade and low grade grumble.
Low grade grumble being dirty scallies...

"Goin' out to get me some grumble tonight mate."

by craigluck August 31, 2006

Grumpet

When a king does a massive shit, his personal servant blows a trumpet in victory. The act of this in known as 'blowing the Grumpet.'

Servant: 'His majesty has completed the royal bowel movement!'
Servant Two: 'Hazzah! Dust off the victory trumpet! Sound the Grumpet!'

by TheAwesomePandaman March 1, 2014

grumble on the beat

before a rapper starts to begin, he or she will sometimes state the fact they they will get the beat ready to rap on. keystone state of mind

yeah,
uh,
its tayyib ali man,
grumble on the beat,
you know what it is

by asssburgers May 22, 2011

Grumplestiltskin

When one whines beyond perpetual belief which thus makes the ear drums implode

Damn kids won't stop whining that I won't give them the grape drank! What a bunch of grumplestiltskins!

by DJ J Kid July 7, 2010