grope my self

having to to take a leak relive one self

bro hang on I got to grope my self before we roll

by nitro2310s4 July 17, 2010

gorpnup

Someone/ something that is so fucking retarded that you can't think of anything else to say

Wow liberals are a bunch of gorpnups

by Dmoney220 October 27, 2017

GropeMart

Something that is not as it seems.
Conjunction of grope and Walmart.
i.e. Something that is not as it seems. Like how Walmart is actually a front for a covert interracial groping ring that has evaded the FBI for the past 25 years.

"Her boobs are such a GropeMart, they have to be fake!"

by The phantom potato strikes! April 20, 2018

gropemail

sexually explicit email

What a perv, he gropemailed me

by BobarinoBilly November 30, 2017

Gropa

The rave boogie man, wielding a thousand sweaty palms and encroaching lycra legging bulges. He has many faces and is found most places. He's never far, in fact usually too close.

Unlike the normal boogie man, he is actually repelled by blood. This is most relevant to feminine cycles.

L: Shazza, don't be such a damn skank at the campsite you're gonna attract the Gropa.

S: Shut up Lozza and give me another tampon, this one is soggier than a wet nurse.

L: Can I at least keep your used one and hang it in front of my tent?

S: You're a fucking genius Lozza, no one will try to sneak in and give you a poke with that red flag dangling from your fly mesh.

by OnTheLam September 20, 2018

Gnorph

Gnorph means to sniff someone's butt with 1 degree of separation. Like wanting to sniff a girl's pantyhose or the spot on the couch where someone was just sitting.

I caught Kevin gnorphing the hamper again.

Why does Dad always gnorph the towel after Mom takes a shower?

I would pay a billion dollars just to gnorph her yoga pants.

by Rudy Robelez October 16, 2018

Glorpzan

Glorpzan is a way of saying you fucked up

Oh shit you glorpzaned

by kingslurp December 13, 2018