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Greeb, Creep, and Dork all in one!

Greeb - An person that hides the fact they're ugly by becoming an emo.

Creep - A creep

Dork - A whale penis!
Example person A: That molly is such a Grorp
Example person B: I know right?! she is a Grorp
Example person A: Yeah! A Creep Dork and a Greeb all in one!
Grorp by Jzap April 21, 2010
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gorpuscle 

A bubble that comes out of your ass when you fart, which is not quite a shart but enough to give you the uncomfortable feeling of something wet in your ass. Gorpuscles can range from small and marginally moist to large, underwear-staining ass drip.
Paulie had to fart, but ended up blowing a rather large gorpuscle out of his butt. He made a beeline to the bathroom to wipe his ass.
gorpuscle by joseph blough October 26, 2022
Related Words
grorphan Grorp gorp glorp glorping GORPING Gromps gorph Gorpo gorpcore
1. A group of people who interact around a common interest, purpose, or project.

2. A virtual community.

3. To collaborate with others, especially online.
1. I collaborate frequently with my groope.

2. I joined a soccer fan groope and made friends from all over the world.

3. I groope with my team every day to keep our project on track.
groope by CG77 October 4, 2011
that little strip of paper that is left when you rip a page out of notebook. once detached, those little shreds of paper fall on the ground, get everywhere, etc.
my notebook is perforated, but whenever i pull a page out, all these gorpkins get everywhere.
gorpkins by Katie Dubleyu April 26, 2008

gorpcore 

fashion design that is influenced by outdoors style, such as fleece jackets, fanny packs, windbreakers, puffy jackets, parkas, and hiking boots. rich people go glamping (glamourous camping) and wear gorpcore clothes. it will influence menswear more because it's like men's camping and hiking gear but with more special attention to design detail and fashion. the irony is that most people wearing gorpcore will never go camping. imagine a normal fleece jacket with a designer logo on it.
guy 1: hey, can you grab my wallet out of my fanny pack?
guy 2: where did you get a red fanny pack?

guy 1: balenciaga... all the ones at rei were black. i wanted to make a fashion statement.

guy 2: ahhh, gorpcore.
gorpcore by Xtiaanity May 27, 2017
I spilled oil, spaghetti sauce and clam juice on my hands, and now they are all gorpy.
gorpy by Cyprus Denton Fekks January 8, 2010

Phone Grope 

Grabbing at pockets, patting yourself down to make sure you have your cellphone and don't need to turn around and go back home for it. This behaviour tends to be heightened in people who also have a habit of going back to check the locks on the doors several times before leaving home.
Dude, stop that.

What?

Quit the phone grope. You're always grabbing at your pockets as soon as we're on the road. Didn't you remember your cell?
Phone Grope by RogueSun June 1, 2006
Word of the Day on November 10, 2007
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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