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Goobing

Searching for the end of the internet using both Google and Bing.
I've been Goobing all day trying to find the end of the internet.
by Landho June 24, 2009
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groin

something I pulled once, that felt so good I pulled it again, and again......
when wearing kevlar, the groin is the most important area of protection
by Mike January 18, 2005
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grobie drops

eye drops specially formulated to combat thud dry eyes as a result of staring at the gorgeous countenance of teh groban.
1. marlee coined the phrase "grobie drops" to heal sara's dried out josh staring eyes.

2. ouch my eyes damn thats hot. pass the grobie drops!
by sara April 14, 2005
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Groinal

Anatomically- Towards the center of the pelvic area/groin

Behaviorally- Acting like a penis/any part of the male reproductive system
Anatomical: Outside the club, Leon got gatted by De'ion. The shot was just below the belt and groinal. He ain't gonna be ballin no time soon.

Behavioral: Geno was really being a chode. I don't know what burr was in his $%# but he was being really groinal.
by Hoot Hollway August 2, 2009
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The Growing Pains Paradox

This is when you find yourself staying up late to do something that seems like a good idea at the time, but you regret it in the morning. Most commonly this occurs during television watching.

Commedian Jim Gaffigan has brought this issue to light during his stand up routines. In particular, Gaffigan goes into detail about staying up late to watch a Growing Pains marathon. This seems like a great idea at the time, but upon waking up...Growing Pains wasn't such a good idea afterall.

So essentially The Growing Pains Paradox is staying up late for anything that seems like a good idea in the evening. However, due to the lack of sleep you regret the decision in the morning.
"Uggh, why did I stay up last night watching a marathon of Ninja Warrior? I hate The Growing Pains Paradox!"
by Danger33 May 9, 2009
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Groin Nectar

The Stew of Juices. A.K.A spooge, jizz, ejaculate, semen, sperm, or knuckle children.
Hey there girl you look thirsty? You look like you could use a freshly jerked glass of groin nectar.
by Dennis Vignola, Paul deMont November 22, 2009
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grubin

A suave individual. see sexy
Has the first name of Alex.
Hey, that's grubin over there.
Let me go talk to him.
by Alex December 6, 2004
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