It Was Greg!

A phrase used to excuse oneself from a sticky situation one has gotten into.

"God damn it phil you spilled puke on my floor"
"ummm It Was Greg!"

"Who did this?"
"It Was Greg!"

by artimousclydefrog January 09, 2012

greg

A guy who likes to show himself after a shower and then acts shy. Just admit it -
you want it!

He keeps gregging me - must be awful horny

by Paper bitch December 15, 2008

Gregging

when a man grabs another man's penis and then tries to rationalize how he is not a homosexual

Greg was gregging my dick

by Aman5 November 01, 2020

greg

most wonderful guy you'll ever meet in your life, he would make you smile ina
heartbeat (: and hes deff bangablle :p but the biggest reason you'll love him is because hes just the perfect guy ever .

i love my gregg (:

by Eliizkax33 February 05, 2009

greg

Slang term for a man's penis. Must be in lowercase, it is a common noun.

"Dude she totally wants my greg"

by ron7188 March 08, 2008

greg

a russian with a sniper who isn't afraid to use it

Dude 1: you know that guy up the street?
Dude 2: the one with the barbed wire fence?
Dude 1: Yeah, what a greg. gotta love it.

by feral wolf March 01, 2010

greg

a wonderful guy sorta nerdy who flirts with all the ladies and tries to act cool which he is but he has to show it from on the inside not the outside

nerdy, likes starwars, cooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool, amazing, defined, this is greg

by bitser February 11, 2010