Google+

Google+ is bad, the new comment system requires a Google+ account to be linked to your Youtube channel, comments don't appear chronologically and is completely disorganized and would confuse to person as they try to find their desired comment, even worse is the spam that bombarded the comment sections, people would create accounts to disguise themselves as Hitler, Jesus, Obama, etc. and now that ascii art is allowed, many of the people would spam swastika's and dicks all over the comment sections, many of them is about bob building an army that is against Google+, even worse is that the new comment system doesn't have a limit for characters, which means that when you click "expand this comment" it is very inconvenient and time consuming to collapse it sometimes, even worse is when you click it, the link directs you to a screamer or a virus making this site appear more dangerous than the Yungas Road, The video "meet the new youtube comments" has more dislikes the likes on the Ratio, and the fact that it claims "Youtube comments just got better" is a lie, The spam and the offensive comments makes it way worse and unsatisfying, the new changes drives many people to delete their Youtube accounts and migrate to Vimeo, The youtube co-founder "Jawed Karim" is also against this update, in his first youtube comment in 8 years, the comment says "why the fuck do I need a Google+ account to comment+".

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by BetterSkatez November 29, 2013

google hoe

Prefering to use google for everything, even when there is an alternative.

Tony, google maps doesn't even have the new bypass, so the directions are all wrong, why do you insist on using it. You're such a google hoe.

by mystic pawn October 22, 2006

Google harder

A phrase used in response to someone whining about not being able to find something on Google.

An expert googler would then show some resemblance of pity and assist by immediately googling for the desired information successfully.

Dude, I don't know what it means to kill two frogs with one dart, and I can't freakin find the definition on google!

Google harder you idiot...

by attifinch May 29, 2011

Google fu

Ability to search the internet and find what you are looking for.

Noun. Created by blending google and kung fu. Allusion to internet searching skill to being a martial art.

Asking for help in internet searching;

My google fu is weak today, can you look for me?

Commenting on to someone re their ability to find something:

Your google fu is mighty!

by Nibblet December 16, 2008

googlefu

A disciplined mastery of Google search techniques. A googlefu master possesses many secret and awe-inspiring moves allowing him ultimate access to the most obscure data. Sometimes abbreviated as goo-fu.

My friend couldn't find jack shit online, but I applied the 'ol googlefu and showed him that those naked pictures of his girlfriend were still on the net.

by B Love August 31, 2005

Googlecentric

A view of the world centered around Google and Googling.

My wife doesn't belief that ____ exists because it wasn't available on Google. She is Googlecentric.

by Tom Nardacci May 31, 2005

Google doodle

Changes to the usual Google search engine home page logo to mark special events, celebrity birth/death dates, holidays, etc. and major events, such as the Olympics. These logos often use humorous features, such as cartoon modifications. These special logos have become known as Google Doodles.

The first Google Doodle was for the Burning Man Festival of 1998.

by Bill gronos September 15, 2009