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Golden Balls

The sobriquet of English football (soccer) player and fashionmonger David Beckham.
Given to him by his legion of adoring fans and endorsed by his celebrity wife Victoria ...though she is reported to favour the nickname Solidago.
Ferguson, the Manchester United manager, is thought to use yet another name.... presently undisclosed....
"No!! Twerp Head Rooney ...I didn't mean you... I meant Golden Balls Beckham .... Oh sorry Signor Capellet ..sometimes I can't tell my arse from my elbow."

Golden Balls swerved the ball from the free-kick with his usual aplomb,scoring the winning goal for LA Galapagos in the final seconds of the game.
by walterfromedenfield September 10, 2010
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Golden Elephant

A sexually explicit act involving two male participants, in which one participant is made to lie prostrate on a matt or other soft or spongy surface while the other partakes in an act of sexual urination on the first participant. Urination is typically undertaken systematically along the length of the body in a style reminiscent of an elephant's use of its trunk, thereby invoking the moniker. In the southern hemisphere urination typically proceeds from the bottom up.
"You owe me a Golden Elephant", "When are you going to give me that Golden Elephant that you promised?" or "When am I going to get my Golden Elephant", etc...
by ZeHamster May 25, 2009
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goldeness

And adjective so amazing, it gives itself it's own meaning using steez. Goldeness comes from an amazing guy named brady
Dude brady has so much goldeness!
by #Boom69 September 21, 2014
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Golden Drop

a solid bowel movement that requires no wiping because it came out so clean.
I can't believe I had a Golden Drop after eating all that food today. It was a Thanksgiving Miracle.
by Hidalgo Montego January 23, 2009
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Golden Bag

(n.) An act combining the press of a teabag with simultaneous urination, ala golden showers. The Golden Bag, however, need not be done for sexual gratification.
It's a bit messy to upgrade a regular teabagging to a Golden Bag, but it sends a strong message.
by Inox May 25, 2008
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Golden Chowder

The father of the Swedish Surprise and perverted cousin of the Golden Shower, a Golden Chowder involves a male masturbating, but when he is on the verge of ejaculation, he covers the hole of his penis with his palm, painfully damming the semen in the shaft of his member.

He then proceeds to forcefully urinate while his load is clogged in this shared track, and the two fluids are promptly released together on a waiting female partner (preferably sleeping).
What happened to that girl that passed out in Jenkin's room? Oh, i think goodz and DK are giving her a double order of Golden Chowder
by papa moyer July 6, 2010
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Golden wolf

Hello my friends. My name is wolfie The Golden WOLf AUUU
by Chrobin October 1, 2017
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