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Riverside-Goodbye

To exit a party, bar or other social gathering in a stealthy manner without saying goodbye to ones friends. Often done as a way of avoiding friends trying to prevent you from driving drunk or to escape a bad hookup.
Person 1: Dude what the fuck happened to you last night, we were all partying and then I noticed you were gone. What the fuck, you didn't even say goodbye.
Person 2: I was so wasted I had to give you all a riverside-goodbye.
by Machetti June 2, 2007
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Goodday Time

Celebratory time of day, exultation and hilarity typically ensues.
Yo, I am bummed up in this bitch, I can' wait until it's Goodday time so I can get crunkalicious, imo.
by Steve Kaplan December 30, 2004
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Goodbye Marathon

1. At the end of a phone conversation, both parties awkwardly say far too many goodbyes.

2. When working in customer service and speaking with someone on the phone and you try to say as many goodbyes as possible to entertain yourself and mess with them.
At the end of the conversation, we had a huge goodbye marathon:

You: "Okay bye"

Them: "later"

You: "Ciao"

Them: "Take care"

You: "Have a good day"

Them: "Until next time"

You: (especially fun if you can pull this off when working in customer service) "lovvveee yooouuuuu"
by SeeDaveJump April 2, 2010
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Goobay

A verb that is known to be the best word in existence. It is often used as a formal way to say goodbye before blocking online trolls.
Troll: this is ridiculous and you’re annoying, I’m blocking you right now
Person: ok, goobay
by Sephy123 July 7, 2019
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Goodly

A good thing that no one knows the fucking defenition to so go bother some one else you www
When your teacher lets you play kahoot goodly is when your not getting fucked by a boy so always
by The one and only bbbbb April 5, 2020
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Premature Goodbye

This occurs when two mere aquaintances leave a location, and one individual says "goodbye" entirely too early. In this situation, the relationship is not yet close enough to openly acknowledge the incredibly awkward position they have now been forced into while walking to their immediate destination. This usually occurs while walking to vehicles, or separate apartments/rooms.
Josh: Goodbye, Colton!

Colton: See ya later, Josh!

(after an excruciating 30 second silent side-by-side walk to the parking lot, both Josh and Colton reach their vehicles and part ways.)

Colton: (says to self) Wow, that was a Premature Goodbye if I've ever seen one.
by chager45 February 14, 2010
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