Goofy goober

Exactly what it means

Man you a goofy goober

by I would really appreciate it December 14, 2019

Slinging Goob

A euphemism for jacking off. The term is deprived of the substance, goob, that is ejected, slung, from the male genitalia.

Chester was caught behind the water cooler on the 6th tee box slinging goob, at least he got it out of his system.

by WiltMichaels November 25, 2022

goober head

Jonathan who sits behind me at work.

What? you used all but the last half-millimetre of milk, and still put the bottle back in the fridge? you are a complete and utter goober head!

by KathrynH November 10, 2008

gooberdean

"Gooberdean(s)" can function as a noun or an exclamation. Gooberdean is a way of life. Gooberdean can be used to replace the lyrics to many songs. Use it as appropriate.
Its shortened version is "gooberrt"

"Hey gooberrt!"

"Gooberdeans oooo leans"

"Gooberdeans, gooberdeans, gooberdeans, gooberdeans, gooberdeaner weiner leaner vener leannnnnn" to the tune of "Let me love you tonight"...also works well with "Take me home country roads" as well as "Part of your world" from the hit feature film The Little Mermaid.

by Bartle August 5, 2012

Goob

The supreme being that wilrule us all

Le Goob bewilderment

by Le Goob Slave May 4, 2022

goober

A term of endearment used in place of a person's real name; a nickmame. The first word that comes to mind when your baby starts to crawl, walk, talk. Used only in the most loving of ways with no negative connation at all. A loving nickname for someone who is pure, innocent, warms your heart and makes you smile.

Have you seen Goober?

by Debbie January 21, 2005

goober goo

cum, snake juice, spunk, jism, sperm
ejaculant

while smurfin my bitch, I left my goober
goo on her forehead

by Wally Dawson December 11, 2003