GeezerBird

Unusually deep voiced female

That "Tess" from Neighbours was a right GeezerBird.

by Britech January 6, 2004

Geezer Teaser

A male or female, who uses body parts or words to attract someone of old age. Only to crush the older ones dreams.

Stripper are a good example of Geezer Teasers

by PanikOne February 4, 2010

GEEZERBOP

A DANEC FOR OLD PEOPLE MOST OFTEN MEN

ED AND RALPH WENT TO A GEEZERBOP LAST NIGHT

by Dusty's Baby Powder April 27, 2010

stroodle gazzer

the process of in which you put your penis in a womans nose and it hits her brain and you ejaculate on her eyes and she will probably have at least a concusion

i stroodle gazzered your mom last night i think shes dead

by josh ellis1234567890 February 19, 2011

Gelzer

German surname for an individual who "gelds" or castrates pigs.

"So I was in South Germany, and ran into these people in a hostel, and it turned out they were Gelzers, so they tried to Gelz me in my sleep!"

by Zfair.soldier September 27, 2009

Geezer Trance

A type of electronic music defined by a regular repetitive pounding bassline that is favored by dried up old geezers who refuse to admit that their music is old and lame, much like themselves.

After spending 6 days at burning man where every camp was playing dubstep, I was actually happy to find a camp playing geezer trance.

by electro snob August 3, 2011

Geezering

To catch up with your mates (Socialising) and talk about general menial gossip.

Geezering- Have you heard about so and so ...?

Did you watch that movie last night it was rubbish!

Get the Shots in you tight wad!!

by Sir Frederick James May 23, 2013