Geoff

Any mother fucker who spells Jeff like this is an asshole.

Geoff can go fuck himself

by Pussy penis November 4, 2018

geoff

(v.) To take and consume someone else's unattended, partially consumed alcoholic beverage.

Yo, somebody totally geoffed my beer.

Yo, somebody totally geoffed my wine.

Hey, dude, can you watch my beer? I don't want it to get geoffed.

by heyslagsyougoingouttonight? April 12, 2011

Geoffyphilis

Contagious and filthy disease caught from sharing close quarters with Geoff

Ben: damn you look ill son
Ryan: yeah i got the Geoffyphilis

by csaw October 18, 2008

Geoffrey

The most gay person in the world. One who thinks they are cool.

Geoffrey told the students that meech was a bad word.

by MEECHER May 14, 2014

Geoff

a man who hasnt admitted his gay sexuality yet, but fucks guys in the ass and is really obnoxious looking

"That kid Geoff, his face makes me just want to punch it out"

by mccracka2232 April 27, 2009

Geofact

Geofact GE-O-FACT jee-oh-fakt NOUN pseudonym Slang term commonly used by Hobbyist collectors, amateur & professional Archaeologist that describes an object occurring naturally; not made by man, That falsely looks to be a Artifact "U.S spelling" Artefact "Brittish spelling" usually just a common stone or rock and
Natural object or geological occurrence / anomaly

ORIGIN-
Geo Greek word meaning Earth
Factum Latin word meaning law or Somebody's own act and deed. see also Fact arte factum

I was excited that I had found what looked to be a ancient stone ax , But was told by experienced collectors it showed no signs of ancient tooling or manufacture & was a Naturally occurring stone formation commonly referred to as a Geofact I hope next time I find a "Artifact" not a "geofact".

by SORROW March 28, 2013

bour·geois

of relating to posh society. Superior type or class.

bour·geois group of people.

by freesoul February 14, 2009