Spear Goblin

Spear goblin is a phrase you use to answer a question in which you have no say or opinion in.

"What are your thoughts on the political outreaches some governors are making?"
"Spear Goblin"

by Stabbingcheetah87 February 22, 2022

Cif goblin

Whoever accepts or steals cif gear knowing it isn't theirs

Martinez raised his hand when Davis asked "whose camelback is this" knowing damn well it wasn't his, what a cif goblin!

by Wagner <3 cox internet April 8, 2022

wadtastic-ass-goblin

person of no intelligence whom constantly makes an ass of themselves, or just plain dumbass

sssotlohiefmjn iamthebeast is a wadtastic-ass-goblin

by cb123456789123456789 October 25, 2010

Lense the goblin

GOBLIN LMAOOOO

Lense the goblin is an ugly ass mofo who lost out on 1€
LENSE IS A GOBLIN
Goblin - ugly ass mofo

by mittekeegi January 18, 2022

Virgin Goblin

A woman who takes the virginity of multiple men, sometimes by the dozen. She thrives on weak virgins, achieving satisfaction only upon their pre-mature ejaculation. Often found dwelling in religious institutions such as Sunday school, churches and temples of worship.

Dude 1: I heard Stacy was easy.
Dude 2: Yea dude, shes a virgin goblin.

Bro 1: I really need to get laid, i cant die a virgin.
Bro 2: Go to Stacy, shes a virgin goblin.

Dude 1: So did we all get laid this summer?
Dude 2: Yea!
Dude 3: Yupp!
Dude 4: FUCK YEA!
Dude 1: Stacy doesn't count, shes a virgin goblin.
Dude 2, 3, and 4: fuck...

by a1exxxxxxx July 31, 2009

Goolicious

To describe the savory enjoyment and love that an individual has for bodily emissions like cum, love juice. May apply to other forms of excrement for those into scat play.

Carla loves to give head and swallow. She says that there is nothing more Goolicious than a hot load.

by Eaton Holgoode April 15, 2015

Pot Goblin

Someone who's really stingy with their weed. Should another person have the misfortune of expressing a desire to share said weed, they are met with coldness and greed at the cruel hands of the pot goblin.

Pot Goblins usually resemble a typical pothead with a dirty ski cap loosely containing their greasy, mop-style haircut. However, they have an impish gleam in their eyes when looking at their cache of pot, like Gollum from Lord of the Rings.

"Hey, Brad won't share any of his weed!"

"Dude, don't be a fucking pot goblin!"

by Alvin Poppincock September 30, 2009