future bert

A growing or predicted bert; a menace to one's sanity that can be seen on the proverbial horizon. See also ass hat

Did you hear him whining already? That one's a future bert for sure.

by da_plunger October 24, 2007

the near future

A more or less fictitious point in the future that will eventually occur.... never.

Q: Hey bro, when are you going to get a new job? I can't finance your weed permanently.

A: Dude, that's the first thing planned for the near future

by Tom the Ace July 31, 2022

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by agasobanuye October 21, 2019

Future Echoes

Where you see something/someone in the present that looks like how something/someone will turn out in the future.

Person 1: Hey I saw this crazy cat lady on my way back home the other day, totally gave me future echoes of you!

Person 2: Just because I think cats are really cool and sweet and awesome and I want to live with them forever...

by Big Lad Ad November 29, 2012

Future Hubbies

Future hubbies is an unreleased show starring many young men going through stages of finding their homosexual identities. It is one of the most inclusive shows with many multicultural characters and LGBTQIA+ representation.

Hey, have you heard the next episode of Future Hubbies is coming out?
Yes, I can’t wait to watch it!

by Pushpie March 16, 2023

future regret

The feeling that overcomes you when you know
the action you are about to undertake will have
severe repercussions at a later date.

Hoping to postpone the consequences of a
stupid act to a later date when you have had time
to reflect on it.

I know my wife will blow a gasket, and there will be
a high price to pay in future regret, but I'm going
to buy that Jeep!

by jsd9632 December 30, 2011

Future Intuition

The use of the inner sixth sense in order to determine the future accurately regardless of its unlikeliness.

Dude how did you know that your flush was going to hit?
I read Victor's book on future intuition.

by GrandHustler March 6, 2014