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Fuckwind

A lower-tier superhero who creates a powerful windstorm by fucking. Also known for cracking wise in a Cockney accent.
Voluptuous '50s Female Archetype: Oh, this heat is giving me the vapors. A nice breeze would really cool me down.
Fuckwind: Did somebody say...Fuckwind?

Little Billy: That fire's gonna burn down Daddy's barn! And ol' Mabel's trapped in her stall! Darn if there wasn't somethin' I could do to help!
Fuckwind: Well Billy, there's something WE could do...
by the bore worms June 29, 2011
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Hot Fuckit

Microwaving a hot pocket for 37 sec. and then...ummm... some things happen...
Damn I'm horny, I'm gonna a make a hot fuckit. Want anything from the kitchen?
by R-synik December 18, 2009
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fuck-wit

A fuck-wit is a individual with absolute no wits or intelligence and tries to come off smart when really they are just a fuck wit
.....Dude you don't know shit you're such a fuck-wit
by thdude21619 April 1, 2008
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Fuckit List

A list of people, male or female, you want to have sexual intercourse with before you die.
Bob: Joey has an awesome Fuckit List:
1. Jessica Simpson
2. A Milf
3. Megan Fox
by Hazen The Miller Lite August 2, 2009
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fuckwater taffy

n.

Semen or a semen derivative that is responbile for leaving a distinct chewy and salty taste in ones mouth after having performed fellatio. Also, used to denote something of little value.
1. No Jade Im outta cigarettes. Could I interest you in some fuckwater taffy?

2. OMMMAGOD! Lisa....you wouldnt have believed it....I almost drown on Ricky's fuckwater taffy.

3. I wouldnt give 3 dollars for that car, it may as well be a nugget of fuckwater taffy.

4. I wish I hadant fallated John, his fuckwater taffy tasted like rotten shit.
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fuckitol

A new medicine which allows you to forget the world.
I took a fuckitol pill and nothing mattered anymore.
by Nettik May 13, 2005
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Fuckit Bucket

Used to describe any situation, object, or person that you would like to forget about or get rid of.
Angie: I am so upset with Matt right now, he never called me back. I just want to say fuckit!

Kate: Girl, just throw him in the fuckit bucket.
by Angie Annunziata November 23, 2010
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