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Fuckwart 

Completely annoying, detestable strain of human species. Mentally hindered to a point of retardation. Also used to express dismay at yourself, if you did something totally out of character, or just being outrightly stupid.
"Oh shit, I'm such a fuckwart, I left my keys in my car again!"
"That guy who tripped over his gran is such a fuckwart!"
Fuckwart by Swishfok August 15, 2012

fucktard 

A fucktard is someone who thinks the number before the word fucktard in each definition heading is static... i.e. doesn't change, even though it's obviously there to provide ever changing ranking based on user votes.

For example:

urbdic.shorturl.com
Nottwo O' Won is a fucktard.
fucktard by BarfieThe Corndog November 4, 2007

Fucktardopia 

A magical, mystical place where doctors and their staff live. Everything there requires no thought or effort, everything is free including all computer hardware, computer support and office supplies.

In Fucktardiopia you can call people in the real world and have them listen to you ramble on about shit that is seemingly complicated to you, where in reality you just cannot think for yourself and natural selection has passed you by, so that you may continue breeding and making more little fucktards that the rest of us have to support.
What the fuck, you think this is free, oops I'm sorry you must be from Fucktardopia.

Should I hit Ok to continue or should I click Cancel, ya moron your not in Fucktardopia, try reading and thinking about what you should do.

You must be from Fucktardopia as you obviously failed reading comprehension.
Fucktardopia by Tardmaster August 3, 2009

fucktardess 

fucktardess 101

Facts: Mental disability / annoying as fuck.

Cures: Hotness / kindness / various acquaintances.
fucktardess by Crakso July 14, 2010

fuck-tart 

its like a jackass and a mother-fucker and joey wright
joey u goddamn fuck-tart! WHAT THE HELL DON'T TOUH ME THERE!GODDAMN UR A FUCK-TART!DAMN MAN!
fuck-tart by Billiam mcCosby September 25, 2004

fucktarch 

1. (n.) One who performs poorly, ineptly, or tyrannically in a leadership role of little or no significance.
2. (n.) One who has been promoted to a position above and beyond the limitations of their ability to the detriment of others, esp. one who was hailed as being capable beforehand.
3. (n.) One who is snobbish, rude, or tends to treat others as inferiors
George W. Bush is a fucktarch in both senses one and two.
From being a nice, everyday, uneducated country boy, Jim transmogrified into a corrupt fucktarch after just one term in Congress.
I just got cockblocked by that fucktarch!
fucktarch by Derek Bryan Green January 23, 2006