Fuckwart 

Completely annoying, detestable strain of human species. Mentally hindered to a point of retardation. Also used to express dismay at yourself, if you did something totally out of character, or just being outrightly stupid.

"Oh shit, I'm such a fuckwart, I left my keys in my car again!"
"That guy who tripped over his gran is such a fuckwart!"

Fuckwart by Swishfok August 15, 2012

Fuckward 

Neither forward nor backward but exactly towards the specific direction of getting fucked.

The pilot of 9/11 plane: Where are we exactly headed?
Co-pilot: fuckward.

Fuckward by AdilShah July 12, 2022

fuckworthy 

Something worth caring about.

That type of person cannot be trusted, they are not at all fuckworthy.

fuckworthy by Dr Bunnygirl May 6, 2019

fuckworthiness 

The quality of being worthy of having sex with as determined by a combination of physical attractiveness, intelligence and certain character elements including an evolved sense of humor.

His high level of fuckworthiness is something I had practically involuntarily calculated quite some time ago.

fuckworthiness by Dr Bunnygirl June 15, 2019

fuckmart 

The big fucking department store that nearly everyone has been scammed by.

i need to run by fuckmart on the way home

fuckmart by gergeono February 26, 2009

fuckworthy 

Worth of propagating with; someone that one believes to be beautiful (esp. carnally).
See also: hot, fine

"God, she's so fine! Totally fuckworthy."
or
"Alright, tell me: do I look fuckworthy?"

fuckworthy by technococcus December 20, 2004

fuckwater stout 

n.

A term commonly used to refer to an expensive beer that tastes like shit. Usually refers to a beer that only a Hippie will drink so he can prove that he is a Hippie, and to insure there is no confusion with the fact he is a worthless mother fucker.

1.What the fuck Jim.....get the fuck outta here with that fuckwater stout....what the fuck is going on here?

2. Man Im gonna get my swerve on just as soon as I find a few more dollars in change for some dark-brew (fuckwater stout) from these couch cushions.

3. You come in here smellin like petuli one more time and Ill bash your face in with that bottle of fuckwater stout.

fuckwater stout by The American Boarding School Linguistics Preservation Society October 16, 2006