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Fucktardopia 

A magical, mystical place where doctors and their staff live. Everything there requires no thought or effort, everything is free including all computer hardware, computer support and office supplies.

In Fucktardiopia you can call people in the real world and have them listen to you ramble on about shit that is seemingly complicated to you, where in reality you just cannot think for yourself and natural selection has passed you by, so that you may continue breeding and making more little fucktards that the rest of us have to support.
What the fuck, you think this is free, oops I'm sorry you must be from Fucktardopia.

Should I hit Ok to continue or should I click Cancel, ya moron your not in Fucktardopia, try reading and thinking about what you should do.

You must be from Fucktardopia as you obviously failed reading comprehension.
Fucktardopia by Tardmaster August 3, 2009
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fucktardian 

A utter and complete f**king moron.
Someone who is at all times doing something absolutely stupid.
You'd have to be a total fucktardian to run yourself over with your own car.
fucktardian by troyklapperich February 1, 2017

fucktardia 

State of mind/place of mental residence of a fucktard; those engaged in fucktardary
slx is the Lord Mayor of Fucktardia
fucktardia by Ðiego December 7, 2002

Fucktardia 

Fucktardia is a far-off, magical land filled with wonderous works of stupidity, and great triumphs of brianlessness.

To get there, one must sail across the sea of stupidity, journey through the facepalm forest, climb the mountains of dumbassery, cross the river of retardation, and you will come upon the land of Fucktardia.

Fucktardia has a diverse and surprisingly large population. The largest city in the land of Fucktardia is its capitol; Fucktardingtonsworthingham.

The great city of Fucktardingtonsworthingham is a beautiful city, with many famous landmarks, including the Cathedral of Atheism, the Sara Palin monument, and, most importantly, the palace of the king of Fucktardia.

The king of Fucktardia is descended from a royal line of only the most stupid, null-minded, mind-bogglingly fucktarded. It is law, however, that if one can prove himself more fucktarded than the king, they will be crowned king of Fucktardia. George W. Bush did so in 2003.

The people of Fucktardia are called Fucktards, who speak Fucktarded, which is a language very similar to english, but lacks grammatical structure or proper syntax. 99% of the population practices the religion of Fucktardary. The other religion practiced by the remaining 1% is Atheism, because everyone knows that it's a religion. (Duh)
a. I just got back from my vacation in Fucktardia.

b. How was it?

a. Very enlightening. I'm thinking about going into politics.

Fucktardian Cunt Waffle 

When somebody who does somthing unimaginably fuck tarded.
“I can’t belive you recked my truck you Fucktardian Cunt Waffle” or

“You are a fucktardian cunt waffle”

Fucktardian 

A collection of people who are absolute fucking retards. Usually applies to family and, thus, a clan.
Jim - we have to go see the fucktardians (my parents) again.
Fucktardian by Reverend Felcher November 28, 2012

Fucktardians

Fucktardians is 2 or more Fucktards in one place at the same time, An unorganized race of the lowest level of human organisms, A Hybrid Of Cross Breeding ASS CLOWNS/SPECIAL OLYMPIC DISQUALIFIED PARTICIPANTS..
Dude! “Look at those FUCKTARDIANS! “ They think Catching the Javalin is a Real Special Olympic Event”😳
Fucktardians by 🔥STR8 FIRE BMM🔥 September 3, 2018
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