Flastered

A combination of the words flustered and flabbergasted

Bro was Flastered my dude

by Mtvebey May 8, 2024

Flasternate

to squat and poop yourself all over the floor

"I'm going to fucking flasternate in your house if you don't shut the fuck up

by RealXp February 23, 2025

Flastering

A quick, single-coat plastering technique where the surface is plastered and sanded as soon as dry, in quick succession. Usually used to prep a wall or ceiling for painting. Common in renovation or patch-up jobs where time is limited but a decent finish is required. Blend of the words fast + plastering.

Mate, we were running behind, so I just did a quick flastering job on the ceiling, she'll be right once it's had a lick of paint.

by L Sampson :) October 3, 2025

man flashes

when a man starts to sweat profusely and feels very warm for no apparent reason. This is the inverse of hot flashes which is only felt by women who are post menopausal

Either I'm getting man flashes or the AC temperature in here needs to be turned down.

by Jakuh May 26, 2009

Impatient Flusher

A person who flushes the toilet while they are peeing expecting to finish peeing prior to the conclusion of the flush only to find their strong stream goes longer than expected.

I hear Steve flush the toilet, but when I go in there the water's yellow. He's an impatient flusher.

by T Macalicious November 4, 2013

munt flusher

- an makeshift enema that is created on the spot in order to wash one's munt (asshold) out before anal sex.

derived from
munt ass
flusher - something that flushes (via water)

munt flusher - a device that washes one's asshole

could be a soda bottle, shower wand, etc

"So i was at this trick's house last night and he was desperate to fuck me. So I jumped in his shower and made a munt flusher out of his shower wand. bahaha."

by freddyfunk September 15, 2014

virtually flashed

Being sent a naked picture from someone else without asking for it via any digital means.

I was virtually flashed today. This guy I met sent a picture of his junk as if I would want to see that!

by Amishoney January 25, 2015