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Fappen

The Fappen is a pinching technique made to rebel against the Kraken. The master of the Fappen performs a gesture in which four fingers are pressed against the thumb, whilst the flesh is held between it. This particular technique is extremely painful, and has been known to have been responsible for the breaking of many bones in the human body. The mortality rate of the fappen is known to be less than 10%.
That's it, you're getting the Fappen!
Give it up buddy, you have earned the Fappen!
by the fapmaster43 November 30, 2020
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Flapped

When you get hit by a wing; combination of the words "flap" and "slapped"
Yeah I got flapped in the face by one of the chickens. One of those goddamn pigeons flapped me as it flew by!
by Origin_of_Librium March 22, 2021
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Fapper

a fapper is another word for the word faggot.
a fapper is also that one uglyass emoji with a pepper
pepper+faggot=fapper
Person one: god, you’re such a fapper!
Person two: ur homophobic
by faggot3000 April 4, 2021
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fappendicitis

When an excess of fapping leads to sharp pains in your lower stomach, as a result of strain and stress.
Dude, Joe's been beating his meat so hard he's been diagnosed with fappendicitis.
by Don Fillingsworth November 13, 2021
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fappetizer

A not very sexual,nsfw video that you watch before actual porn to get yourself turned on
Just gonna go on youtube to find a fappetizer,this kissing prank video should work!
by furbyballs December 30, 2021
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fappetizer

The porn you skim when you're in the mood to fap, but have not yet decided on a particular kink or topic to exploit. The first course in your fap repetoir.
" I had me a nice fappetizer with big titted girls before settling on some BBW porn. " or '" I chose some bondage as a fappetizer but settled on stroking one out to Sasha Grey instead."
by mystical007_488 September 6, 2022
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Fappertunity

An opportunity that arises when all everyone has left the house and you are alone to yourself with a set amount of time to enjoy an uninterrupted fapping session.
The wife and kids are off to the market today, I have exactly 64 minutes for this fappertunity.
by leviticusthewise April 2, 2024
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