by justin gib November 21, 2006
Get the failure to launchmug. When someone Fails at something they are amazingly good at or when someone dies in a ironic way but funny at the same time.
Guy 1: Did you know i pwn at gears with the chainsaw?
guy 2: Really lets play today. 3 hrs latr
Guy 2: Damn, i thought you said you were good
Guy 1: I never said that (Denial)
IRONIC FAILURE
guy 2: Really lets play today. 3 hrs latr
Guy 2: Damn, i thought you said you were good
Guy 1: I never said that (Denial)
IRONIC FAILURE
by ThAtOneMexiCanDudE94 April 15, 2010
Get the Ironic Failuremug. A: Dude! That concert was so bomb dot com!
B: -looks up word on urban dictionary-
Only 1000 likes, and 3800 dislikes? What an urban failure..
B: -looks up word on urban dictionary-
Only 1000 likes, and 3800 dislikes? What an urban failure..
by mplmaoxp November 13, 2010
Get the An Urban Failuremug. The moment when your brain splits up and fails in memorizing something important, but instead gives you two options which will cause you a huge amount of stress that day, especially when in the office.
John: Hey Bob, I am going to get some coffee would you like some?
Bob: Wait John!
John: ???
Bob: JUST FUCKING WAIT MAN I AM THINKING
John: About what?
Bob: The moment I left the house, I remember taking my phone with me, but I can't find it anywhere!
John: ... So did you lose it somewhere?
Bob: Maybe. Perhaps I just forgot it at home.
John: Yeah... or you lost it on your way to work.
Bob: FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUU
Adam: Hehehe. What a Cerebrum Failure..
Bob: Wait John!
John: ???
Bob: JUST FUCKING WAIT MAN I AM THINKING
John: About what?
Bob: The moment I left the house, I remember taking my phone with me, but I can't find it anywhere!
John: ... So did you lose it somewhere?
Bob: Maybe. Perhaps I just forgot it at home.
John: Yeah... or you lost it on your way to work.
Bob: FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUU
Adam: Hehehe. What a Cerebrum Failure..
by SFromDaOldskool June 11, 2011
Get the Cerebrum Failuremug. Similar to epic failure which is failure when success is highly probable, magic failure occurs when a process or operation that has a 100% chance of success inexplicably fails.
Person A: I do this process the same way I always do, I know it works, but for some unknown reason, it will not and there is nothing wrong.
Person B: Magic failure...
Person B: Magic failure...
by konkakonkadudu November 5, 2011
Get the Magic failuremug. Any malfunction of massive proportion, geographically located between the Tropic of Cancer and Tropic of Capricorn.
by TheCapitalC June 12, 2011
Get the Catastropic Failuremug. 1. When talking about machines, the way it dies/becomes permanently unusable/gets bricked/gets broken.
2. Refers to the method by which anything/anyone with a fixed life span meets their doom.
2. Refers to the method by which anything/anyone with a fixed life span meets their doom.
1. An overclocked CPU's mode of failure is usually overheating.
1. If the blown engine's mode of failure is a cracked connecting rod, you should modify the connecting rod to make it stronger.
2. Instead of being stabbed with a spear, a common mode of failure for Presidents of the US who die in office is being shot with a firearm.
2. "In the 1st Millennium, a common mode of failure for Popes was martyrdom."
1. If the blown engine's mode of failure is a cracked connecting rod, you should modify the connecting rod to make it stronger.
2. Instead of being stabbed with a spear, a common mode of failure for Presidents of the US who die in office is being shot with a firearm.
2. "In the 1st Millennium, a common mode of failure for Popes was martyrdom."
by Braveheart's thirst for blood August 20, 2006
Get the mode of failuremug.