mental-floss

device used in an attempt to remove a disturbing mental picture.

It's gone! Someone deleted onion ring from the Urban Dictionary. I can put away my mental floss. That was just gross!

by Witchie-coo March 20, 2003

Dip Floss

to run away from the cops or someone

"O shit nigga its the cops! dip floss! dip floss!

by jballa3 November 10, 2006

surprise floss

you know that time when you pull down your pants and you feel a flossing sensation between your cheeks... it's only when you see that your thong is a v with a hanging string that you realize the string detached from the waist band and flossed you clean on the way down....surprise!

i thought i just had a severe wedgie til i realized i got surprise flossed

i stared at my thong confused and in disbelief thinking i must have gotten one that was 10 sizes too big until it occurred to me that i got surprise flossed

my friend told me about her surprise floss job, and i laughed so hard i farted - true story.

by floss-o-myte May 9, 2011

Ganja-floss

A cotton candy/candy floss bag full of vaporized marijuana.

Daddy, Pass my bag of Ganja-floss please.

by MsAdventure July 5, 2011

Strawberry floss

Going down on a girl while she is menstruating and pulling out her tampon with your teeth.

Betty was horny but on her period, Jason helped her out with a strawberry floss.

by Strawberry floss June 5, 2014

rectal floss

celery

Not only does celery have negative calories, it's also rectal floss that can help prevent colorectal cancer.

by drdigg June 10, 2015

Ass floss

The definition of a thong.

"Gahhh I can't get my ass floss out!"

by Squee3 January 10, 2019