Fake and Bake 

A tan that has been took TOO FAR. These are the people that tan five times a week and still complain that theyre 'Too pale' You'll Often find these people wiht heavy makeup that makes then look almost like a Ritz crackers with some unknown spread. These people are also known to get skin-cancer and still think it was worth it.

Guy1:"Dude...That Lady...She's so...Tan.?"
Guy2:"Thats Abby...Shes tans twice a day... I think she baths in tanning oil..."
Guy1:"How can people even stand getting a Fake and Bake...? You look soo..."
Guy2:"Creepy.?"
Guy1:"Exactly..."

Fake and Bake by DuhLindsey July 2, 2009

fake toe 

The act of purposefully fueling and maintaining someone else's misconception over an extended period of time, often involving telling all but one person the truth of a situation.

"When I was young I hurt my toe and my little brother thought my dad replaced it with a fake toe. We never told him that it never really happened so he believes it to this day and loves to tell the story, it's hilarious - quick, here he comes, ask him about it!"

fake toe by do not normal October 13, 2009

Fake oopsie. 

A term used to describe a moment in which someone acts like they meant to do or say something as a mistake but in reality they intended to do it, more than likely for attention. Pewdiepie doesn't approve of fake oopsies!

Girl: Omg, I just took this selfie by accident! Eww, look.

Pewdiepie: No! I call bs! Fake oopsie.

Fake oopsie. by daddyjiminslut May 11, 2018

Fakesgiving 

A celebration of Thanksgiving not taking place on the actual holiday. Usually taking place due to some conflict with celebrating Thanksgiving on its respective day.

I went to my moms house for Fakesgiving because I will be spending Thanksgiving with my dad.

Fakesgiving by kellerma November 15, 2009

facesitting goddess 

woman who's favorite past time is to smother unknowing men with her luscious ass

I knew from the moment I met her she was a facesitting goddess

facesitting goddess by anon14 December 20, 2006

fake post 

A message left on a message board or personal Note to oneself for the purpose of stroking one's own ego in a susie like manner.

Don't take that crap seriously man! It's just a fake post some susie is using to foist their delusions on other people.

fake post by Dakhoth™ July 24, 2010

Blue faces 

Hundred dollar bill

I got paid today, all blue faces!!

Blue faces by Tacobelldancer January 2, 2018