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Hands free prostate exam

“Yo did you hear Brad gave Mary a hands free prostate exam, that pretty freaky”
by Sm!tty345 April 18, 2024
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Exams

Created by Satan himself; exams have the power to drive the youth population of any nation to a state of stress and anxiety that is so high, they start to uncontrollably urinate and peel the skin off anything in a two-mile radius.

Other common side effects of Exams may include.

1. The sudden urge to start a cult

2. The realisation that a cult is a good idea and that Satan is our lord and savior
3. Kidnap your neighbour
4. Sacrifice them

5. Illish kah eth ma suliso

6. Grab a cup of tea, you've earned it x

8. ALESH OORA SHEER ETH ILLISH OÜ
Exams are pretty bad
by Rhetorical answer May 11, 2022
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Wasabi Prostate Exam

(Noun) When your spouse, girlfriend/boyfriend or tinder date asserts their dominance by performing a prostate digital examination with a finger lubricated not with standard lubricant but Wasabi paste. Often contextualised in an act of sexual dominance.
"Hey man how's things with that girl going?"
'Yeah look it's getting pretty serious'
"How so?"
'Last night I got a wasabi prostate exam'
"Woh."
by JKeyes8989 January 26, 2022
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Are you giving any competitive exams this year?

Used to change the topic of discussion very subtly
Gf: How tf can you cheat on me with my own father??!!!
Me: Are you giving any competitive exams this year?
Gf: No
by Sweet lassi March 29, 2024
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Irish Rectal Exam

It's where you do 2 shots of Jameson, drink a pint of Guinness, then stick your finger in your own arse!
I was bloody pissed, so I did an Irish Rectal Exam.
by Shaftblaster August 8, 2023
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Exam

The last test you will ever get in Middle School. The grades you get from the exams are the final result and will decide where you end up. Literally hell.
Guy 1: Finished my exams and i got it all wrong
Guy 2: Dude, good luck living in the future.
The End
by Thaun February 7, 2017
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saint exam

When someone is sexually assaulted and goes to the hospital to get a full body exam looking for any possible evidence
“She was sent for a saint exam, so that’s why we asked for your buckles
by uhhhhhhhhhhwhat May 22, 2024
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