Dicktionary

When you are mad at a dictionary for not showing the correct definition

"Oh god, what kind of dicktionary do you guys have here at school"

by Marwan the great December 15, 2020

dicktionary

It's when you find a dictionary boring so you start calling it Dicktionary, so you'd better not say Urban Dicktionary.

Person 1: I hate the Urban Dictionary.
Person 2: Stop using it then! Idiot!
Person 3: Or you can call it the Urban Dicktionary, just saying...
Person 1: Lemme think about that...
Person 1 again: Searches up what dick means*
Person 1 yet again: Well, call it the Urban Privatesictionary?
Person 2: What the hell...
Person 3: I guess so!
Person 1: Thanks for the advice!
Person 4: This'll probably not even go on the Urban Dictionary. What if kids use this website?
Person 1: Well, I DON'T CARE! ITS STUPID, ANNOYING, AND I HATE IT!
Person 2: Use my idea then...

by DEFINITION DEFINER DEFINED February 20, 2021

Dicktionary

A dick in a dictionary.................. in other words the dictionary in my brother's room

Dicktionary

by UrBannMe November 26, 2021

DICKtionary

A group of 5 or more friends bestow of their clothing and hang out their erect penises one lucky contender will wear a blind fold and touch the penises and guess which is who’s

Me and the boys played dicktionary last night

by Xx_pu55y_S1ay3r_xX December 6, 2021

Dicktionary

Dicktionary
A large book containing 99.999% cocks, and 0.001% word. Mainly just cocks.

Person 1: Where's my dicktionary?
Person 2: Okay, whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?

by WhyMath_BecauseSCH00L December 7, 2021

Dickariously

When one lives vicariously through the dick of another, usually phallic member of a close friend. Notably not an experience exclusive to men.

Person 1: Hey man, I’m releasing a new sex toy. The launch party is going to be lit, wanna come?
Person 2: Nah I’m married… I’ll live dickariously though. 😏👊
Person 1: 😏👊

by youngbuck69 August 24, 2022

Dicktion

a characteristic used to describe a female who is proficient in attracting dick with words.

Zoe got no dicktion. Where that bitch’s dicktion at? She gotta give me that dicktion.

by Kfbkts October 13, 2022