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When a dumb guy dry masturbates so much, that the friction rubs off skin.
John avoided picking up chicks up at the bar due to his severe case of Dicktion.
by SovietRyan November 16, 2014
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1. The choice and use of words and phrases in speech or writing by people who are mindless fad-following sheep, cast members of Reality TV shows (esp. Jersey Shore), or general assholes.

2. Pronouncing words and using phrases that are a mismatch with one's cultural background.

Alternate spelling: dickshun (often the result of dicktion is to be ostracized and shunned by co-workers, friends, and family members, which likely gave rise to this alternate spelling).
After Sam began imitating "the Situation's" dicktion, he lost all of his friends.

Tom, the whitest whitey there is, had embarrassing dicktion using phrases such as "wazzup in the hizzy my brizzies?" and pronouncing "didn't" as "di'in't"

Any time a white person says "for real"
by Rico2112 December 06, 2010
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Friction between your dick and clothing, usually boxers or your pants. Caused when clothing rubs against the penis and causes chaffing and discomfort. Can usually lead to rashes, tenderness, and the inability to use it.
*Guy readjusts his privates*
Eric- Hey man, you got crabs or something?
Jay- Nah these boxers are a little tight and there is some dicktion.
Eric- Painful and embarrassing, but the most attention its' gotten from something other than your hand in a while
Jay- True dat
by Dareallyrealboss July 25, 2011
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The friction generated between a hand and a dick while wanking. Sucktion and fucktion are related terms.
Oh man she got the dicktion just right and I splooged all over her dress.
by richnfamous February 16, 2009
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