Dickship

When you ship people solely because of dick size.

Oh my god, Becky that's like totally a dickship, I sooooooo dickship it.

by thetruebitches July 9, 2016

Flag

Get the Dickship mug.

Dickshift

To shift your attitude aftering being a huge dick or someone you're not.

Dickshift your attitude, you sound like your mother.

Stop being such a Dickshift, grind your gears the other way.

Omg Becky, your Dickshift attitude is showing!

by UraWizerdHerry February 7, 2017

Flag

Get the Dickshift mug.

dickfished

when you get catfished by dicks..

tyler sent me a picture of his dick and i ended up getting dickfished.. its on google.

by TheNotoriousBaddie June 23, 2017

Flag

Get the dickfished mug.

Dickshift

A hair knot (or bun) tied top of the females head. This acts as a shifting tool for when the male counter part wants the female to vacuum their pork sword (or inhale their Richard, oh what have you?)

Lisa: Richard do you like my hair down or up?

Richard: I prefer it when you have your dickshift strapped up tight.

Lisa: (sigh) But...but that's how I always have it, I thought you would like something different?

Richard: No, that's the only time I get my two favorite things. My knob slobbed and silence. That is fucking gold!

by SlamBlumpk December 27, 2017

Flag

Get the Dickshift mug.

Dickfish

When a guy sends you a picture of a dick that isn't his

Damn I went to go fuck this guy and his dick was 3 inches smaller then the pic! Homie dickfished me.

by Funnyaf21 January 27, 2018

Flag

Get the Dickfish mug.

dickshunary

The Church-approved/censored monk's word-reference manual; it avoids any mention of the male genitalia, since members of that group try their best to "shun" any thoughts about their "dicks".

I picked up a dickshunary for my child for a quarter at a monastery rummage sale so that it would be an "appropriate 'n' safe" version for young eyes, but then it was kinda awkward some years later when I needed to give him "The Talk", since he had no clue about "that subject" from having read his book.

by QuacksO August 9, 2018

Flag