thug division

group founded by swf teez.These Homies Ubove Game Division

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by playa playa November 27, 2003

Curse of the Division Titles

Curse given to the Atlanta Braves because they only win division titles. They have gone to 13 straight postseasons and won 1 World Series...

When will the curse of the division titles end?

by coolrazer October 26, 2004

Division by zero

A math joke that has been so overused that it has become a cliche.

"I used division by zero and my paper gone into flames."

Not funny anymore..

by inquilinekea February 14, 2007

101st Wuss Division

A division in the Military just for pale, skinny, anemic, usually pothead high schoolers that brag about going to basic training and having the same time to go to school.

Pvt. Dumbass: Hey, i'm in the army
Me: no, you're 16
Pvt. Dumbass: So, I am a seargent!*shows badge purchused from a military surplus store*
Me: Thats a captian badge...
Pvt. Dumbass: HAH! They're no captians in the ARMY, thats the NAVY, retard!
Me: okay, whatever...

by Brian Johnson November 15, 2003

Derisionist

in the field of propaganda punditry; a commentator specializing in sarcastically referencing those of any other opinion but their own. .... see also, "bigot".

Rush Limbaugh's success gave rise to hundreds of radio talk show derisionists.

by Steven nln December 31, 2008

Division III

Something that you're supposed to spend all year doing, but really only work on the last month before it's due.

I should be working on my Division III

by aemilyl December 9, 2008

stand-up decision

1. a conclusion or judgment made after smoking too much marijuana and standing up from one's sedentary position

2. the altered choice to remain stationary after having smoked too marijuana and standing up with the intention of going somewhere

3. a decision made after realizing one has smoked too much marijuana and is consequently too lethargic to move

Gosh Julia, that sure was a stand-up decision we made to not go to the museum. Let's smoke some more!

by sixchairs January 4, 2009