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dependency dollars

The taxpayer money that liberal officials and legislators give to people, organizations, and businesses to make them dependent on the federal government.
Harry's research is paid for with dependency dollars.

Liberals use dependency dollars to maintian a permanent underclass.
by Larry Horist December 1, 2009
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Chewbaca Defense

A defense used by Johnny Cocran that was used help Chef in the episode Chef Aid in South Park
Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury, this, is Chewbaca. Now why am i talking about Chewbaca when this man's life is on the line, i tell you... I dont know, I-Dont-Know.
by adfneionvo July 8, 2004
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salsa defense

When a person attempts to bean dip another person, they may block the bean dip by hitting the opponent's scooping hand and declaring "salsa". The person who deflected the bean dip is then allowed a five second period to lightly hit the other person, all the while yelling "salsa, salsa, salsa".
Andrew tried to bean dip me earlier, but i used the salsa defense and blocked it.
by special prune May 26, 2011
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hatter defense

A defense to trolling, most commonly on World of Warcraft forums, that involves saying that the troll "can't stop hiding behind alts and troll on their main." Usually improperly punctuated with poor grammar.
Near perfect execution of the hatter defense:

"Is it because I have what little balls it takes to post on my main, I mean I understand the point of some trolls its either they want some anonymity, which makes no sense seeing how your in a faceless game, or they want to make you mad because you don't know their main and can't bug them"
by KalametyTheRogue April 13, 2010
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The Alba Defense

A form of arguing when you take the most decisive evidence, sound thinking, and non-debatable logic, and promptly debunk it in the most uncreative, asinine, and ass-backwards way possible without even thinking.

Developed by Quercus Alba, an ambassador for a foreign country, when he was accused of a double-murder on American soil. When questioned and presented with completely undeniable logic and evidence, Alba simply said that they were wrong. He was found not guilty.
Cop: You're fingerprints are on the murder weapon, the victim's blood is on your coat, a witness says you did it.

Accused: Nopes. They're wrong.

Cop: CURSES!!! HE'S USING THE ALBA DEFENSE!!!!!!
by Bugsy McGee June 1, 2011
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depends on the wind

Depends on the wind is and old Canadian East Coast / Maritime expression which denotes that the final result of whatever situation that is being refered to will depend on the resolution of other factors and influences that have not yet been finalized.
Sometimes unforseen variables will have such an impact on things to come that it is foolish to make a prediction on the ultimate outcome until more information is available .

In other words, it is too early to say for sure what will happen .
EX 1 ;

" do you think we'll be able to take the boat out today ? "

- " Depends on the wind . "

Ex 2 ;

" So are you gonna hook up with that hot hootchie mamma or what ? "

- " That, my friend, depends on the wind "
by Marc O.C. & Marcel C. July 6, 2010
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Definder

A rip-off of Urban Dictionary, where users copy definitions made here.
Person 1: Definder is so trash, they just copy definitions.
Person 2: They're fiddling with the wrong jaargenson!
Person 1: Guess what, somebody copied the word Jaargenson!*
*true story
by Scootero June 13, 2021
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