declan

absolute pussy machine, tonnes of bitches, literally just god at basketball, impeccable jawline, crazy rizz and is also 6'4

"WOAH! Look at Declan! His penis is bulging down to his knees!" - Every hot girl ever

by amlx November 24, 2022

Decline

Simpler way of saying collapse as a process, but not a singular event. Doesn't help to dissuade normies from the singular notion of monolithic collapse, but doesn't make you sound like you're pretending to be an enlightened buddha to fellow collapsniks either.

"Civilization is in, like, wicked decline bro."

by LetsTalkUFOs May 5, 2023

juvenile declinkuent

A young person who habitually "rides the revolving door" of the local court-and-lock-up system.

Thanks to his family's exceptional wealth and political influence, the young Ethan Couch may have temporarily been able to avoid being labelled as a juvenile declinkuent, but eventually he "went way to far" and thus ended up behind bars, even with his folks' legal finagling.

by QuacksO November 22, 2019

Dublin Declan

Fellatio while defecating. Similar to an East End Billy, but after a night on the Guinness

I held it in for 3 days and gave her the best Dublin Declan she's ever had. She reached around and wanked it off like a fucking champion!

by Irish Kama Sutra June 11, 2023

If you decline then you a homosexual

you heard that right, definition approver person

"If you decline then you a homosexual, He said"
"The person refused this definition to be put on Urban Dictionary, hence, he is a full blown homosexual."

by Scat Consumer April 15, 2022

declan

Someone whom was autism and is the definition of being a retard.

DAMN. that Declan guy sure is autistic isn't he? I'd smash him tho

by Declan Feuerbach September 20, 2017

Declan

A Declan - a supporters of British football club Celtic FC, who claim to be Irish based on the fact that their grandmother once bought a Riverdance CD.
Also known as a "Plastic Paddy" they are to be found in small numbers in the bheast end of Glasgow, singing songs in support of the child murdering Irish Republican Army ( now deceased )
Most Declan's can also be found on social media sites, especially Twitter, where they speak of an unknown and certainly not recognised by any football authority, club called Sevco. Hence the reason most Declan's are also known as Sevcopaths.
Declan's only breed with Bernadettes who are generally related to their immediate family, for example a sister, niece, cousin, aunty or mother.

Football fan 1 : Would you look at the fucking state of that Declan over there.
Declan: pyoor shut it ya Sevco Zombie, Rangers are pyoor deid

by Buckfast Ned February 15, 2015