Deciever

n. - A penis that looks really small when flacid but when fully erect is actually very large.

"Johnny's Deciever really widend my vocabulary last night."

by Hawk June 5, 2004

move the decimal

drug dealers move the decimal point when naming dollar amounts. usually it is moved two places to the left. this tactic allows them to discuss their debts in public places without attracting attention to themselves.

the kid down the street owes you $2000, but your mom doesn't need to know that. so call him up, move the decimal, and collect on those "twenty bucks".

by tyrone, son August 3, 2008

Decisioneering

Decisioneering is the over-engineering of a simple decision because you can. In fact by using Decisioneering often the event that drove the decision point is over, closed out and has expired by the time the Decisioneered solution has been finalized.

A committee of analysts commenced a Decisioneering process on how to best go about killing a fly. They considered using a flyswatter, as well as researching, proposing, socializing, re-researching, re-proposing, many other ideas. In the end they decisioneered an elaborate, well researched, and effective Rube Goldberg device. Only then did they notice that the fly had left the room.

by PIhToAeCnAix August 26, 2007

bad decision making assclown

A lesser known cousin of the jewpanasian, the BDMAC tends to shamelessly ask her friends for advice and then promptly turn around an do whatever she pleases. The decisions made by the BDMAC usually end with her in jail after her horrible idea ends in death and destruction. She tends to believe that she is a ninja however we all know that ninjas are not cambodian.

If a bad decision making assclown jumped off a cliff would you?

by FCW December 16, 2008

Indifferent Decision

A heavy metal/punk band with experimental ties. Formed around the nucleus of David Chitty on lead guitar, Jason Mumford on rythm and vocals, Ashley Hoop on Drums and Matty Banks on Bass, this hard rocking band found great succes with early covers of songs such as I Will Survive, Sunshine Of Your Love and Were Going To Bonnie Doon. Their first album, Cakes and Winnips hit number one and their next album, The Plight Of Gregory Pecks Flames In Acting Delight In Our Grevious Mourning, went triple big selling muthafucka of an album. After that they died. ALL OF THEM

True, Konkey Dong rocked but i think that Indifferent Decision where much better.
Indifferent Decision Suck

by Chitz September 7, 2004

decidaphobia

someone who cannot make a decision or is afraid to

dean:hey kate do u want to go to the movies
kate: umm i dont knoww ??

dean:its easy yes or no
kate:but i dont know :(
dean: i think u have decidaphobia kate

by dean and kate February 6, 2010

DECIDE

A word used to mock ppl that say choice instead of kewl

amy: that was soo Choice
katie: that was soo Decide

by hahahahahahahahah November 29, 2006