Hym "I mean, if the lawyers need to sign as a guarantee that the filing isn't being used to Harass, Cause Unnecessary Delay, or Increase The Cost of Litigation then why am I being harassed? Why is me getting paid being unnecessarily delayed? And I don't really care about the cost of litigation but I did have to sit here with fluid in my brain for months. It's still there! Less now. I don't feel like my cognition is impaired as much. But I can still hear it slamming against the back of my ear drum... So, you're saying they can't do it but they're doing it. Exactly what this is intended to do. Harass, Cause Unnecessary Delay, or Increase The Cost of Litigation. And avoid having to bring me my money."
by Hym Iam June 26, 2025

Arthur:So you get athletes foot from watching basketball right?
3 minutes later...
Jessy:Did you really just think you got athletes foot from watching basketball?
That was some bad arthur delay.
3 minutes later...
Jessy:Did you really just think you got athletes foot from watching basketball?
That was some bad arthur delay.
by Sir Arthur The Stupid March 28, 2011

by Branden J. Fox. March 11, 2012

An impressive backward somersault done by lifting the arms and legs very slowly making it look like in slow motion.
IShowSpeed is the only online streamer with the smoothest delayed backflip.
Wow, did you see how smooth his delayed backflip was?
I'm trying to practice delayed backflip but my brain says no.
Wow, did you see how smooth his delayed backflip was?
I'm trying to practice delayed backflip but my brain says no.
by Oumuamua February 20, 2024

The act of either not having fast reactions in general, or delaying your reactions on purpose. May be shortened to DRS. Another word for this is "being a lazy piece of shit". DRS is normally present in people who couldn't give two shits about the world around them, even their friends.
Example:
1: Dude, why did you let the ball go into the goal?
2: What do you mean?
3: Dude, I think you have Delayed Reaction Syndrome
2: I'm not that lazy
1: Then why didn't you save it?
2: I don't know man
1: I think you're just a lazy piece of shit
3: For real
1: Dude, why did you let the ball go into the goal?
2: What do you mean?
3: Dude, I think you have Delayed Reaction Syndrome
2: I'm not that lazy
1: Then why didn't you save it?
2: I don't know man
1: I think you're just a lazy piece of shit
3: For real
by spriggan. September 14, 2023

Billy: “Hey, did you wait out the rain delay with Sally last night?”
Gio: “No, the bed was rained out. But maybe she’ll give me a doubleheader today!”
Gio: “No, the bed was rained out. But maybe she’ll give me a doubleheader today!”
by Woke Motherfucker May 9, 2023

the second greatest thing next to a snow day. Sure you still have to go to school, but you get to sleep in for two more hours.
by Batmangirl January 28, 2014
