David Gritsko

My bf bitch 💓 he lw a thottie thooo

"Wow look at David Gritsko"
'Yeah he's my bf thank you next, bitch"

by Mrs.Headass February 19, 2019

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David vs Goliath

When a man with a micropenis engages in sexual intercourse with a woman with an enlarged clitoris. The clitoris must be larger than the micropenis to qualify.

Shaun had a real David vs Goliath situation on his hands when he found himself fucking that discounted Tijuana hooker.

by Manatee Soup June 14, 2019

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David Mamo

A man who sold his kneecaps to the black market to make some money, also he is a giant douche

person 1: who do you have?
Person 2 : David Mamo
Person 1: I am so sorry for you

by DAVID MAMO6969 September 1, 2019

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David Wallace

The Owner and CFO of Dunder Mifflin Inc. David often puts up with shit from the Scranton branch, he can usually be reached by pretending your his sick daughter to get on the phone with him.

David Wallace - "Can you tell me why you had to take the head off of the dummy?"
Dwight - "Well David Wallace, I saw it in a movie, I didn't think it was very realistic, turns out it's very realistic."

by The MGV May 19, 2020

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DavidAustin

Commonly used nickname for someone that is cool, calm, and collected. Often slow-moving, DavidAustins are a special type of person that is quite rare to come across.

"that guy right there is a real DavidAustin"
I guess thats the name his parents gave him

by lintonkwesigod May 10, 2021

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