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Darijus

Complete self-loving guy, who only cares about attention from girls but all girls who see him are disgusted. He is the one guy that you shouldn’t talk to because all his answers are non sense. Trying to make some funny jokes, but nobody cares about his opinion. No one loves him.
Darijus is a fucking retard.
by Andrew8284 November 25, 2021
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The finest scientific theory since Einstein's Theory of General Relativity. Dariusz's Theory of Stock Picking says that people who trade for a living or endeavor to trade for a living would have been retired already if they were so good at it. "If they were such good stock pickers, they would have been retired already." -Dariusz
The MACD betrayed me, the stock went in the opposite direction. I should have listened to Dariusz's Theory of Stock Picking.
by tookawalktopoland November 29, 2021
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Darius

The most perfect of names. Anyone with a name of this beauty is especially attractive to those from South Asia, who should never make fun of him.

Also known for his many victories of Alexander the Rubbish, and for never fleeing. Not even once.
D: I'm such a Darius
F: You really are 🥰
by Dabsos December 2, 2021
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Darius.tf

the server every tf2 server dreams to be like but will never ever even come close to being as good as.
man: i love darius.tf
woman: omg me too lets get married
man: agreed
by thatoneguyfromwonder.tf January 25, 2022
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Darius

You hear about Darius?? Hes Malaysian.
by Investigations January 26, 2022
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Daryoush

A very hot person with a huge dick. He is known to pull every girl in the world and he is loved by every teacher. He is probably the cutest person in the world. He is better than Messi at soccer and he is the most athletic person of all time.
Omg you’re such a Daryoush!!
Thanks Sophie, Brooke and Poppy”!!!!
by DHbomb December 27, 2021
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Darius.sn

A minecraft/roblox creator blow up in 2021
by Miamaiiaisix December 31, 2021
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