Monkey Dollars

money the american monkeys use via the destruction of the earth, monkey dollars will fend for your every whim cos you will be able to buy some monkeys to be your bitches

doud i got me a monkey for a bitch its like being in jail again

doud these monkeys bum harder than ther monkey dollars

by Mr nobody March 12, 2005

Dump Dollars

When a Parent Pays there son of daughter to pick up the dog crap

part 1

dad - hey jimmy go pick up the dog turds

jimmy - you do it youve got arms

dad - ill pay you

part 2

friend - hey were'd you get all that money

jimmy - its my dump dollars

friend - ohh yes dump dollars

by MrLemman November 22, 2009

Downey Dollars

A large sum of money received by a movie star as the result of a lucrative back-end deal; refers to the earnings of Robert Downey Jr following the success of The Avengers.

"I hear the hold up on signing Harrison Ford to the new Star Wars movie is because he's gonna want Downey Dollars."

by the_intrigue May 18, 2013

Faux dollars

Money you don't have in the bank. (used sarcastically)

"Hey man, let's take a world trip right now."
"Oh yeah, lemme just use my faux dollars and empty cents on this imaginary global excursion."

by B.R. Jules March 16, 2015

hobby dollars

Hobby Dollars are money spent on things that get classified as an investment but in reality have a very low probability of making any sort of return whatsoever. Instead, people spend Hobby Dollars for entertainment and the ability to participate in a culture outside of their actual carriers. This can be seen clearly in the Equestrian Industry.

A - "Hey, I just invested $100,000.00 in a new a horse! "
B - "You mean you just spent $100,000.00 in Hobby Dollars. You and I both know that horse is never going to pay for itself."

by Pyned November 8, 2015

dippin dollars

The act of dipping your ones in your drink before giving them to a stripper.

You need to get these motherfuckers out of here! They're dippin dollars!

by Seductive Buffalo February 27, 2017

Brazillian Dollars

An amount of money that you would spend on another person for their love & attention, like for a senpai or another high ranking person. Whether the person you want love and attention from is someone emotionally attach to you or just someone famous in general is up to you.

"She is worth a Brazillian Dollars"

"I spend all of my money on him for his love and have him notice me. I would spend a Brazillian Dollars on him."

by Dr. PoopFace III December 7, 2016