Dilfsuctional

When you are not a very smart human, and cant spell, so dysfunctional turns into dyfsuctional, and then you realise how much you love dilfs, which contributes to your dysfunction.

"You are pretty damn dilfsuctional my dude".

"Well I mean, yea, have you SEEN The Rock"
"...this is part of my point"

by Hanana13 December 1, 2021

dilf patrol

When you go on the hunt for a dilf (dad i’d like to fuck) <—accurate definition right there guys.

Linda: Hey Stacey! What are you doing?
Stacey: Well im bored so im on dilf patrol
Linda: Ohhh ok, good luck finding one!

by Cockcracker December 29, 2021

Dilfy

An adjective to describe someone, usually a middle aged man, who gives off major dilf energy

"Did you see Mr Cole today ?"
"Yeah, he looked so dilfy!"

by benharmonsbussyhairs December 31, 2021

dilf_from_inside_out

the cuntiest overlords of instagram and the creates of psycho dilfs of color (pdoc)

“dilf_from_inside_out is so funny”
“bitch wrdgaf”

by planetwinters April 15, 2022

Dilf

A dilf means “dad I like to fuck”.

Oscar Isaac is a dilf

by Chocolate. Milk May 26, 2022

DILF

noun dad i'd like to f*ck, meaning, someone extremely good looking or hot, generally middle aged with children.

person one : have you seen oscar isaac ? he's so hot
person two : yes, he's THE dilf !!

by steven is not my real name July 4, 2022

DMILF

Dog Mom I'd Like to Fuck

Damn, Vanessa is a DMILF! (dog mom I'd like to fuck)

by Biggus Dickus805 August 1, 2022