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DDOI (Distributed denial of intellect)

DDOI = Distributed denial of intellect
This occurs when many people think they have a clue about a technical issue but do not really, so they converse amoungst themselves excluding anyone with knowledge of the technicality
Theres billy bob,Margret sue and ralph trying to figure out how to turn there computer on. wonder when the DDOI (Distributed denial of intellect) will end and they ask someone who knows?
by Tech Grumpy August 23, 2011
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in denial

me: “do u still like him”

friend: “no” *actually does*

me: “you’re in denial”
by yeeterbro August 18, 2019
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cheerio-wanting denial

when someone wants cheerios but is denying that fact
Steve wants honey-nut cheerios, but claims he does not; he is in cheerio-wanting denial.
by cheerio expert May 12, 2009
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pit bull denial

When aggressive dog enthusiasts claim that said dogs are no more dangerous than a ____________. Insert 'witty' choice of harmless living thing or inanimate object. They attribute living conditions and abuse as the main cause for the animal's aggression.

Any dog living with a hermetic sociopath will see kids as prey. However, pit bulls, pinschers and rottweilers were BRED to be aggressive. Look it up. Most breeds are a result of breeding for utility or aesthetic purposes. It's quite interesting. If you are defending domesticated animals, you should read into it. There's a wealth of information that will lead to realistic arguments to support your cause.
The dog lady that just moved in next door has pit bull denial, she lectured me when I told her that I didn't want my kid's face ripped off:

"What does it take to make people realize that pit bulls are not more aggressive than other dogs? My pit bull is the sweetest little love muffin, and he eats all the ice cream whenever I'm lonely."
by boukisan October 3, 2008
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vagina denial

when a woman is pursuing an object of desire and is denied by the presence of a third party. This is the female equivalent of a 'cockblock.'
Sally likes Dom, but when she goes to talk to Dom, Rosey brings her a vodka and cranberry juice and asks about her period pains. (Most probably - Rosie wants Dom; or even Sally herself. Sally does not get Dom. This is... Vagina Denial.)
by Dom Aloi December 31, 2010
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kankle-denial

when someone with kankles constantly denies the fact even when all of his/her friends tell him/her that it is true.
whats wrong with Chad? He's in kankle-denial.
by smilingjew March 5, 2011
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salad denial

continuing to fool yourself that you are eating a healthy meal even though you are loading your salad with high calorie dressings, croutons and high fat toppings
Susie:"I was so good on my diet today, all I had for lunch was a salad."
Betsy: "Dousing lettuce with dressing and adding croutons and bacon is not a healthy meal. You have salad denial."
by cherrybomb66 March 11, 2011
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