Portuguese whoopie cushion

When you break wind into a woman’s vagina and she then queefs it out

Watch out for Christine, she’s always up for a Portuguese whoopie cushion

by Skeeeeeyeeee January 18, 2024

cushion king

A male who receives sexually more than he gives, similar to a pillow princess.

Don't be a cushion king, Kyle! It's my turn!

by masayyyy September 09, 2022

Soggy Cushion

Take a bunch of ecstasy, lather up in essential oils, and hump on the couch for hours.

"How was your Labor Day, Bob?"
"Martha and I went to a rave then came home and did the Soggy Cushion all night."

"Boy, that Soggy Cushion is heavy on the wallet. Have you seen our dry cleaning bills lately??"

by Dolly Fartin September 18, 2023

double-cushioned

To be wedged between two onepers, especially on public transport.

OMG, Lucy! I am sooooo going to sue the airline for leaving me double-cushioned on my flight over!

by summerbree October 18, 2022

cushion oyster

Referring to a load of semen left on a chair or couch or backseat.

Also used in reference to a kid that's a couch potatoe.

Who is that over there on the couch? That's my little cushion oyster.

by HookerHuey June 16, 2024

Alabama Whoopee Cushion

An Alabama Whoopee Cushion is an act between two siblings where the male ejaculates inside the female’s mouth, then tickles her until the cum sprays everywhere out of her mouth.

“Bro! Last night I did the Alabama Whoopee Cushion with Sandra!”
“What the fuck is wrong with you? Isn’t that your sister?”
“And?”

by SoakedPants September 05, 2024

Homemade whoopie cushion

When you blow into your girls pussy and push on her stomach to make her queef.

Yo I pulled a homemade whoopie cushion on my girl this week.

by IMAaceU888 April 24, 2021